Title: Devil's Lollipop
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings: Sasu/Saku
Summary: The Devil is said to be the most handsome creature to the human eye. Unfortunately, this ladies man needs an heir to carry on the family name. But with an attitude like his, and a mouth like hers, all Hell was doomed. Chaos ensues.

Disclaimer: STANDARD.

The devil is said to be the most appealing creature to the naked eye.

Words like velvet, touches so sinfully delicious, Uchiha Sasuke proved the theory correct. The people of Hell (population: growing) often stopped and stared as the dark master went on his weekly inspection, hardly showing interest in his duty as the King of Darkness.

Ah, that was another thing.

While the Devil is the most appealing creature to the naked eye, his personality ruined everything. Colder than the arctic, tongue sharper than the sharpest of blades, even his closest friends could not help but feel weary around the young master.

He didn't care, he told himself arrogantly as he ventured back to his throne room. The Devil did as he willed, and he'll be damned before he let anyone tell him what to do.

That is, of course, until the council delivered the lowest of blows, fronted by his demeaning brother himself:

"The King of Darkness must acquire an heir."

"You need a wife to do that, lest you be asexual…though that would not surprise me at all." Itachi added as an afterthought, feeding off of his younger brothers growing discomfort.

Needless to say, all hell broke loose.

- -


"Now listen here," Kakashi, a silver-haired man donning a trademark mask began lazily. "Your reign is coming to a close soon. Unless you acquire a wife and an heir, your title will be given to the worthiest one in this kingdom, A.K.A., me."

"That will never happen." Sasuke bit out, hands shaking unpleasantly at his sides.

"Good, because I don't want your job." Kakashi shrugged, getting out a orange-covered book.

"See to it that you get a strong wife," Itachi drawled, both his hands resting on his thighs as he leaned forward to gaze at a bowl full of goldfishes. "You can dispose her later, because all we really need is an heir."

"You can look on Earth for one of those," Kakashi interjected lazily, flipping a page.


"Come off it!" Haruno Sakura, a pink-haired lass giggled as she walked alongside her best friend. School had been let out hours before, and the two girls ventured the streets of Tokyo, eye-shopping with avid interest. "I don't like Akira!"

"Oh really?"

"Yes, really." She sucked on her Popsicle before continuing:

"I'd rather walk through hell back and forth than like him."

A/N: Reviews would be generous!