Author's Note: This is just a little bit of fluff that hit me today, and I had no choice but to write it down. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Mikey, and I don't own math… heck, I don't own any of the TMNT… but that was no surprise, right?

Mikey's Math

Ten times two—

Ten marbles by two green feet—

Equals…

Twenty plus six—

Twenty miles worth of running away with six pointy ends of a couple sai following right behind—

Equals…

Twenty-six divided by two—

Twenty-six different horrifying and eardrum-bursting threats from a certain brother, held back by two other brothers—

Equals…

Thirteen minus three—

Thirteen extra hours worth of chores and practice without the company of my three brothers—

Equals…

Ten minus ten—

Countdown "Ten…nine…eight…seven…six…five…four…three…two…one…zero!" SPLAT—

Equals…

Zero plus one—

Zero witnesses and one glue-covered sai-weilding brother—

Equals…

One—

One slyly grinning Mikey.