Title: The Adventures of the Doctor/Rose shippers
Summary: Our beloved Rose is gone, so it's up to montypython203 and her gang to bring her back.
Disclaimer: Read the fic, then decide if I own Doctor Who.
Author's Note: I've been working on this for a long time. For it to work, it's set not long after Doomsday aired.
The Adventures of the Doctor/Rose shippers
It had been another ordinary day for Russell. He was just about to go to bed, when his front door was knocked down and hundreds of people swarmed his house. Three ran up to him and tied him to a chair. As they settled down, Russell looked around at his captors. Some were dressed normally, but some were dressed differently. Some were wearing Doctor Who T-shirts, some were carrying toy sonic screwdrivers, and some were even dressed like various Doctors.
"Who are you?" he stammered. A girl with dyed blonde hair wearing a red jacket, a white T-shirt and black pants stood forward.
"I'm montypython203," she said. "And we are the Doctor/Rose shippers." Russell gulped.
"We are the ones who have taken every hug, every time holding hands, and every smile between the Doctor and Rose and have turned it into something more," montypython203 ("monty" from now on) continued. "So, when Doomsday came along we were devastated. I personally took an hour to stop crying."
"Well, I'm honoured that I could create that kind of emotion," said Russell.
"You shouldn't be," said monty. "We are here tonight with one intention." Monty looked around the room and nodded. Everyone opened their mouths.
"BRING. BACK. ROSE!" they shouted in unison.
"Oh, crap, it's a bit late for that," said Russell. "I mean, we've already started filming for the new series …"
"Start again," said Mikkifavo, one of the other shippers.
"But, Billie quit, and Freema's contract has already been signed," argued Russell.
"Just leave them to us," said kiss-her-theta. Russell's heart began to beat faster. He hadn't been expecting this when he took on the job.
"So," said monty. "Tonight you will be writing for us the reunion fic, sorry not fic … script, we all desperately want."
"Now?" asked Russell in disbelief. "These things take time you know."
"Dude, most of us are writers too," said Hubert24601. "And we can write things in ten minutes if we want. So get busy!"
"And what if I refuse?" asked Russell. Monty reached into her pocket, and pulled out a sonic screwdriver. "What are you going to do with that?"
"It says on the instruction booklet that the UV light is not to be aimed at the eyes," said monty. "It would be terrible if that rule was somehow ... breached."
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Before he knew what was happening, Russell was in front of his computer, typing for his life. RagamuffinSundrop and kiss-her-theta were supervising him, while Mikkifavo was looking for merchandise and clairlune was searching for David Tennant's contact details. Some people had taken out laptops. Annie Coomes was updating her latest fic Hubert24601 was watching shippy Doctor/Rose clips on YouTube, and monty was posting replies on the Doctor Who Club of Australia Forum.
"Oi! Keep working Davies!" ordered kiss-her-theta.
"Oh, sorry, uh, what's your name?" said Russell as he continued typing.
"Ah," said Russell. "You do realise the complications behind this?"
"That's your fault," said RagamuffinSundrop. "We would have been completely happy with straight aliens and adventure. But you decided that wasn't enough, and now you've gotta deal with the consequences."
"Bloody hell," muttered Russell. "There, finished."
"He's finished!" yelled RagamuffinSundrop. Immediately everyone ran into the room and gathered around the computer. They began to read.
"It's adequate," commented Mikkifavo.
"I could have done better," insisted Hubert24601.
"Oo, this is a good bit," said clairlune, pointing to a section on the screen.
"Nice work," said monty. "And when can we expect this to be released?"
"I'll see what I can do," said Russell. "Can you please go now?"
"Very well," said monty. "But remember, we're watching you." Russell nodded.
"Oo, monty?" said Annie Coomes. "Can I, you know, now?"
"Oh, please do," said monty. Annie Coomes walked up to Russell, and gave a hard slap on the cheek.
"Oh come on!" he exclaimed. "I know Doomsday hurt, but…"
"No, that was for Love & Monsters," said Annie Coomes. "Honestly, what a waste of an episode. Oh, and give this to Steven Moffat next time you see him." She then gave him a slap on the other cheek.
"That was for Girl in the Fireplace," she explained. "How could he abandon Rose for that bitch Reinette? He said in School Reunion that he wasn't going to leave her, then the very next episode he's off with some French tart! "
"After seeing them pash on the ad, I stopped kissing my David Tennant poster for a week," monty added.
"Uh, right," said Russell, a little confused. Quick as a flash, everyone left. Russell sighed and scrolled up the page on the computer, wondering how he was going to pull this off. There, in big bold letters, was the name of the document: ROSE'S RETURN.
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Do you like? If you'd like to be involved, tell me. But remember, I can only fit so many people in. I've got ideas for chapters for Billie and Freema too. And, if I get enough reviews, maybe David too...
BTW my outfit is the one Rose wore in POTW. I am the proud owner of that same outfit :)