A/N:: I have noo idea where this came from. :P It just popped in my head the other day, and since St. Patrick's Day is Saturday, I thought I'd go with it. (It only took a couple of minutes, as you can probably tell.) lol

FanFic 100 Challenge #:: 014- Green

Saint Patrick's Day

"Ouch! Albus, why did you pinch me?"

"I apologize, my dear, but you're not wearing green," he said with a childish grin.


"Today is Saint Patrick's Day, of course! If one doesn't wear green, another gets to pinch him."

"Albus Dumbledore, never pinch me again," Minerva said, rubbing the now reddened spot on her arm.

"Ouch!" Albus howled as she pinched him in return.

"You're not wearing green either," she said with a vengeful glare.

"Actually, Minerva, I am. I could show you, but-"

"Never mind!" she snapped, holding up a hand to signal for him to stop unbuckling his belt.

"On the other hand," she said, a devilish grin playing at her rosy lips, "How would you like to take a break from your work and come back to our rooms so you can prove that you are indeed wearing green?"

Albus took his wife's hand and gave her a wink.

"I'd love to"