Here's another part. It was also revised, though a little less due to being much more recent than the first oneshot.

Love,
CM


Warning: Previous warnings still apply, so... language and sexual themes.


Hyrule Net


To: Crystal Aroma, Barthelemy Dotour, Rauru Luz, Impa Shades, Zant Grim, Zelda Harkinian, Kafei Dotour, Nabooru Spirit, Link Forester, Dark Knight, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Anju Stoke, Midna Black, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Ganondorf Dragmire, Japas Marine, Groose Pomp, Mido Green, Saria Woods
From: Malon London
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 9:58 AM
RE: Annual Summer Party!

Hey everyone!

It's that time of the year again! Book it: Friday, 22nd of Hexember, because the Summer Party is on the horizon!

We need volunteers to prepare the venue (we've already decided on the food, so, no, we don't need any more "food samplers"… like that's even a job).

If you want to help out, we need people who can set up parasols and open-horizon tents.

More details as the day approaches!

Malon


To: Crystal Aroma, Barthelemy Dotour, Rauru Luz, Impa Shades, Zelda Harkinian, Kafei Dotour, Nabooru Spirit, Link Forester, Dark Knight, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Anju Stoke, Midna Black, Malon London, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Ganondorf Dragmire, Japas Marine, Groose Pomp, Mido Green, Saria Woods
From: Zant Grim
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:01 AM
RE: Re: Annual Summer Party!

Ms. London,

You could at least organise this party on a non-work day. Fridays are still an important part of the work week.

Zant Grim


To: Lulu Singer
From: Ruto Watters
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:02 AM
RE: Ugh.

Reply All, seriously? Look at it, girl. And who, I ask you, works on a Friday?

Ruto xoxo


To: Sheik Strike
From: Mikau Blue
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:03 AM
RE: Wow.

I always forget how much Zant sucks. Dude, isn't it your job to teach him how to not use "reply all" every time he answers an email? Nobody wants to see that kind of dickery…

Mikau


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:04 AM
RE: (No subject)

He hit Reply All. I hate that guy.

Dark


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:05 AM
RE: Re: (No subject)

Everyone hates him. That sentiment is like the glue to the collage that is this office's staff.

So, you bring the shot glasses and I bring the hard liquor?

Midna


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:07 AM
RE: Re: Re: (No subject)

I guess. It's not a Summer Party if we don't spike the lemonade.

I should warn you, though, I've discovered a terrible affliction: I grope people when I'm drunk. Specifically, I grope you.

Dark


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:05 AM
RE: Re: Re: Re: (No subject)

That's nothing new. We covered this yesterday after work.

Or uncovered, as it were. Good times.

Midna


To: Zant Grim
From: Malon London
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:08 AM
RE: Re: Re: Annual Summer Party!

Mr. Grim,

We decided on Friday the 22nd over two months ago. We can't change that around. Besides, it's in the afternoon. You'll have time to finish up during the morning hours.

Cordially,

Malon


To: Zelda Harkinian
From: Malon London
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:14 AM
RE: Seriously.

Did you see how he called me out like that? With REPLY ALL? Like, I'm sorry, was I not insistent enough back in Triember when I asked everyone's opinion on the final date, and nobody raised a single objection?

I just checked through my archives. I sent like, 8 emails about that. Zant NEEDS to stop riding my ass about pointless dung.

Great, I am now officially in a Bad Mood™.

Mal


To: Malon London
From: Zelda Harkinian
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:16 AM
RE: Re: Seriously.

Don't be mad. He's just upset because Midna turned him down again last week, and he's been in a funk since. At least, that's what Nabooru said.

By the way, have you seen or heard from Link? He was supposed to take me out to lunch today.

Zel


To: Zelda Harkinian
From: Malon London
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:18 AM
RE: Re: Re: Seriously.

Um, he got turned down again? I don't get why he keeps trying. It's like a secret to everybody that Midna and Dark are porking like they're getting paid to do it.

Which, knowing them, they probably are, somehow.

I didn't see Link, but that doesn't mean he isn't around. Knowing him, he's chatting with the guys down in Production or IT.

Mal


To: Malon London
From: Zelda Harkinian
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:22 AM
RE: Re: Re: Re: Seriously.

I don't know, I just asked Rauru. He hasn't seen Link either. I guess I'll ask Sheik or Groose.

Zel


To: Link Forester
From: Sheik Strike
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:47 AM
RE: Dude!

You haven't even walked into your office this morning? What is wrong with you? I just had to tell Zelda you weren't in yet. She's not happy. So, uh, heads up.

Sheik


To: Groose Pomp, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Ganondorf Dragmire, Japas Marine
From: Nabooru Spirit
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:48 AM
RE: Ahem.

Dear Production team,

I know that we've enslaved the lot of you and forced you to work for us against your will and that you're being overworked for a salary that, even when you call in sick to play the new dumbass big-name videogame, comfortably pays for your housing and transportation and groceries, but please, try to overlook the gross abuse and explain to me why I haven't received any reports due today yet.

Where are you all?

Nabooru


To: Nabooru Spirit
From: Japas Marine
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:50 AM
RE: Re: Ahem.

We had a pool going that Link couldn't beat Ganondorf at arm wrestling. He lost, so he asked for a rematch in wastebasketball, and won, so now they're even and trying to find a way to settle the matter once and for all.

We're down in the breakroom if you want to see.

Japas


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:59 AM
RE: I'm going

… down to the breakroom. You coming?

Dark


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:02 AM
RE: Re: I'm going

I know this is a foreign concept to you, but I have work to finish.

By the way, I just found your cuff link, and promptly dropped it into my cleavage. So busy, I might leave it there.

Midna


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 10:59 AM
RE: Re: Re: I'm going

Well, now you're just being unfair. Can a man not watch a decent fight AND fondle his coworker's boobs? My sense of entitlement is torn, and by definition, it shouldn't. Fix this.

Dark


To: Dark Knight, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Midna Black, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Groose Pomp
From: Japas Marine
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:04 AM
RE: Round 3!

Ladies and gents,

Hurry down to the breakroom, round 3 is about to begin! The contestants: Link Forester, from Management, and Ganondorf Dragmire, from Prod. The contest: paperclip slingshots. First one to hit (and pierce) the target centre wins.

Taking requests for the target model. The poster machine got fixed yesterday and we can make it a 36 inch wide glossy poster. Send requests with subject line as "Target Suggestion". We'll have a vote.

Japas


To: Japas Marine
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:04 AM
RE: Target Suggestion

Zant's face.

Is a contest on this truly necessary?

Dark


To: Japas Marine
From: Lulu Singer
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:06 AM
RE: Target Suggestion

A regular target, but with fuschia and aqua circles, and glitter on top of it (I shall provide). If they have to be dumb about it, I'd rather they do it with their eyes bleeding in agony at the awfulness.

Lulu


To: Japas Marine
From: Ruto Watters
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:07 AM
RE: Target Suggestion

Zant's face. He uses Reply All and, anyway, he just creeps me out.

Ruto


To: Japas Marine
From: Groose Pomp
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:07 AM
RE: Target Suggestion

That pizza guy who ate half a slice from my Speciale with Pepperoni when he delivered to us, last week during inventory night. We don't have a picture of him, but I'll gladly draw an approximation in PictureShop, shit-eating grin and all.

Or we could maybe retrieve a still from the security cameras…?

Groose


To: Japas Marine
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:08 AM
RE: Target Suggestion

Zant's face, or was there ever any question?

Midna


To: Dark Knight, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Midna Black, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Groose Pomp
From: Japas Marine
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:14 AM
RE: Target acquired

You people are monsters, but fine, with an overwhelming majority, Zant's face it is.

Japas


To: Impa Shades
From: Rauru Luz
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:15 AM
RE: The kids are at it again.

Impa,

Will you please have a word with our Management staff for them to discipline the Production team? Nabooru just passed by in front of my office with murder in her eyes and it would be best to spare the janitors of any more blood clean-up.

Thank you.

By the way, where is Link? I have conflicting reports on his presence in the building.

Rauru


To: Rauru Luz
From: Impa Shades
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:17 AM
RE: Re: The kids are at it again.

Rauru,

They're in the breakroom, preparing a paperclip battle or something. I was hoping they'd come to their senses, but clearly I can't rely on that. I'll have a word with them.

Impa


To: Lulu Singer
From: Ruto Watters
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:28 AM
RE: Oh crap.

Impa has just laid down the law.

Ruto

P.S. No Summer Party. Malon is going to be piiiiissed!


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:29 AM
RE: Aw.

So much for the Summer Party. We could still go for drinks, though.

Dark


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:31 AM
RE: Re: Aw.

Did you just ask me out?

Midna


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:32 AM
RE: Re: Re: Aw.

My answer to your question would be the same as your answer to the hypothetical question I just asked.

Dark


To: Zelda Harkinian
From: Link Forester
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:35 AM
RE: Don't be mad

It was all in good fun, so please, don't be upset.

I'm taking you to Temples for lunch.

Link


To: Zelda Harkinian
From: Link Forester
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:41 AM
RE: Um?

Look, I know you're upset, but come on, lunch is on me.

Link


To: Zelda Harkinian
From: Link Forester
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:47 AM
RE: Look

Please, Zelda, don't make me convince you. I'm sorry, okay? C'mon, lunch is in, like, fifteen minutes. Can I get a simple yes or no?

Link


To: Link Forester
From: Zelda Harkinian
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:51 AM
RE: Re: Look

Uh, we have to postpone lunch. Malon is in the restroom, crying. Sorry.

Zelda


To: Sheik Strike
From: Link Forester
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:52 AM
RE: Yep.

And now I feel like shit.

Link


To: Dark Knight, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Midna Black, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Groose Pomp, Japas Marine
From: Shad Knowing
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:53 AM
RE: Nice work, people.

I hope you're all happy. We have to fix this. If you need incentive, think of all the gingersnap cookies you'll never eat again.

Shad


To: Midna Black
From: Zant Grim
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:54 AM
RE: What a relief.

I just heard from Impa Shades that the dumb Summer Party has been called off. Good riddance. Maybe we could have some relaxing after-work time together instead? Just you and I.

Zant


To: Zelda Harkinian, Kafei Dotour, Nabooru Spirit, Link Forester, Dark Knight, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Anju Stoke, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Ganondorf Dragmire, Japas Marine, Groose Pomp, Mido Green,Saria Woods
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 11:59 AM
RE: Okay.

Alright. That's it.

Meeting in five at the cafeteria, for everyone on this mailing list. Except Zelda. You stay with Malon. I'll have a gourmet meal sent up for you two. You can use my office for recuperation.

Management, I know you didn't mean to have the party cancelled by Admin, so your presence is mandatory, if you have a heart. If you don't, I will make your paychecks come in late, and you will never have a stapler on your desk again. You will look around, convinced you had it, like, just five minutes ago, but it will have vanished from your space forever. You'll be doomed to a lifetime without a stapler. Do not think I will back down from this very real and easily applied threat. I didn't get hired to be pretty.

Marketing team: most of you have a good heart ―and probably you too, Ghirahim, but it's hard to tell ― so show up. We need all the people we can get to back us up. IT, same thing. Rally everyone in your groups.

Production: This is mostly your fault, so show us you feel bad and be ready to make up for it.

Japas, if you still have the poster of Zant's face, I'd like to have it. My punching bag could use a makeover.

And if anyone tells anybody outside of this mailing list that I give a damn about the building's Summer Party, I will methodically destroy your daily life. Paperclips will be open and straightened. There will be dust in your adhesive tape. Your white-out will be clogged (or unravelled, if it's one of those fancy-shmancy tape types). Your keyboard will be switched to Zwuzulu or whatever the shittiest typing language is. Your desktop picture will be replaced with a permanent image of Zant looking dour. Your pens will all vanish, especially the clicky-tops. Same thing for adhesive notes. Your highlighters will be left overnight to dry out.

Don't think I won't do it. Because I will.

See you in a few.

Midna


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 12:01 PM
RE: Damn.

You're sexy when you're determined. Can I get my cufflink back?

Dark


To: Impa Shades
From: Rauru Luz
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 1:54 PM
RE: What do you say?

Well. I think they made a compelling exposé.

Rauru


To: Rauru Luz
From: Impa Shades
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 1:58 PM
RE: Re: What do you say?

Rauru, were you in the same room as the rest of us? Or don't you remember Midna trying to threaten us with office vigilantism, then the Production team beginning to talk all at once about how sorry they were? And then a few of them ran out to slam on the ladies' restroom door, screaming to Malon they were really sorry.

(And by the way, turns out Malon was in Midna's office the whole time that ruckus went on, so I'm sure that must have been an odd experience for any woman in the restroom at the time.)

After that, IT and Marketing shuffled in something about morale and summer fun ―I'm pretty sure Ghirahim would have made an interesting rendition of that Sheryl Crow song if Midna hadn't stopped him, which is a shame― then Link and Ganondorf personally knelt down in front of Barty Dotour and said that they would prefer being fired to having the Summer Party cancelled.

Compelling? I was thinking 'bizarre'.

Impa


To: Impa Shades
From: Rauru Luz
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 1:59 PM
RE: Re: Re: What do you say?

Well, yes, but as entertainment value goes, you couldn't expect any better or any different.

Rauru


To: Rauru Luz
From: Impa Shades
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 2:01 PM
RE: Re: Re: Re: What do you say?

Alright, I'll restore the Summer Party, but you have to be the one to tell them, or else they'll lose their fear of me.

Impa


To: Kafei Dotour, Nabooru Spirit, Link Forester, Dark Knight, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Anju Stoke, Midna Black, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Ganondorf Dragmire, Japas Marine, Groose Pomp, Mido Green, Saria Woods
From: Malon London
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 2:18 PM
RE: Aw, guys

I don't know what you guys did to turn this around, but thank you.

And, um, I still need a few volunteers to raise the tents on the day of the party.

Malon


To: Zant Grim
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 2:19 PM
RE: OH WELL.

Zant. Party's back on. If you help Malon pitch the tents, I MIGHT consider having a drink with you, one day.

Midna


To: Saria Woods
From: Rauru Luz
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:12 PM
RE: Incident report.

Hello, Saria.

Could you please have security send me a copy of their report on what just happened? I need it to put a copy into Mr. Grim and Mr. Knight's personnel files.

Thank you.

Rauru


To: Rauru Luz
From: Saria Woods
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:17 PM
RE: Re: Incident report.
Attachment: Incident report – Hex.12

Files are attached. I copy-pasted the incident summary for quick reference.

Saria

Approx. time of events: 2:30 PM to 3:00 PM

People involved: Mr. Dark Knight (DK); Mr. Zant Grim (ZG); Ms. Midna Black (MB); Mr. Linebeck Hourglass and Ms. Jolene Wash (Security).

At 2:30PM, Security got word of altercation between Messrs. DK and ZG, allegedly an escalation of a verbal argument. Witnesses say ZG showed up, some ten minutes earlier, at DK's desk, gloating about a possible date with Ms. MB. When DK expressed scepticism, ZG goaded DK into asking the person of interest (MB) himself. Instead, DK stood, walked around his desk, and punched ZG in the face with ―a witness (Ghirahim Diamonds, Marketing) reports― "the force of a thousand meteors", knocking ZG to the ground. It was at this time that Security was contacted.

On arriving at the scene, ZG was cupping his nose, which was bleeding, while DK and MB loudly argued about MB's dating habits. DK then said something unsavoury about MB's taste and started rambling about a cufflink, which he apparently wanted returned. Further inquiries about said cufflink were ignored.

At this point, ZG got up and walked over to DK, then promptly knocked him down with a leg sweep, and proceeded to punch DK repeatedly in the face and stomach. Security had a hard time prying them apart.

DK wanted Security to point out in the report that he fought back, and in fact is certain that a few of his own blows landed, because he didn't have teeth marks on his knuckles the first time he punched ZG. This claim is disputed by ZG.

While DK was getting punched, MB started to scream at them to stop, then said that ZG had lost all his dating privileges and would have to work extra hard to get them back.

ZG asked if that meant he no longer had to help with pitching tents (?).

MB said he would still have to pitch tents, but that no longer equalled to a date. She then bent over DK and started screaming at him about starting a fight instead of walking away.

MB and DK proceeded to yell at each other while Security took ZG down to an isolated office for a cooldown period. When they returned, MB and DK were still arguing, this time about their relationship (presumably).

DK accused MB of toying with him, while MB called him an immature little boy who wasn't ready for a serious relationship. DK then called MB "a commitment-phobe" and she called him "a child", and then they proceeded to begin kissing and groping one another on DK's desk.

Assuming that the altercation was over, Security left and filed a report.


To: Zant Grim, Dark Knight
From: Rauru Luz
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:19 PM
RE: Disciplinary action.

The two of you are suspended for the next week, without pay. If you wish to appeal this decision, you may ask Human Resources for a committee trial.

Rauru Luz


To: Rauru Luz, Dark Knight
From: Zant Grim
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:20 PM
RE: Re: Disciplinary action.

Mr. Luz,

Don't you think that's taking it too far? HE was the one who hit first.

Zant Grim


To: Zant Grim
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:22 PM
RE: Re: Re: Disciplinary action.

You just used Reply All, again, Zant. Do you know what's taking it too far? Your face.

Dark


To: Kafei Dotour, Nabooru Spirit
From: Link Forester
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:36 PM
RE: I swear

If we have to break up another fight between those two, I'm leaving early to 'tend to my injuries', and I'm blaming Zant.

Link


To: Kafei Dotour, Link Forester
From: Nabooru Spirit
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:37 PM
RE: Re: I swear

Oooh, good plan. I might do the same.

Nabs


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:39 PM
RE: I hope you're proud of yourself.

I've never seen Zant that furious. You can have your cufflink back if you really want it.

Still, I feel kinda bad for the way he's been treated. He's like a dumb cousin that you can't help but bully a little, he's so annoying.

Midna


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:41 PM
RE: Re: I hope you're proud of yourself.

You'd think that, but hold on to your horses and see what happens when I pull off this master plan I just hatched.

Dark


To: Zant Grim
CC: Crystal Aroma, Barthelemy Dotour,Rauru Luz, Impa Shades, Zelda Harkinian, Kafei Dotour, Nabooru Spirit, Link Forester, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Malon London, Anju Stoke, Midna Black, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Ganondorf Dragmire, Japas Marine, Groose Pomp, Mido Green, Saria Woods
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:51 PM
RE: (No subject)

Dear Zant,

I wanted to apologize to you for my behaviour. As you can imagine, this whole day has been a colourful one for all of us, and I was running tired and irritable.

This is not an excuse for my treatment of you. You are clearly a sad and lonely man, and I had no right to punch you in the teeth multiple times.

That said, if you ever approach Midna, or any other woman from this office, without their interest and consent, I will consider you a predator, and I will defend them as often as I need to for this message to enter your thick, unperceptive skull: your advances are neither welcome nor desired, so back off.

Lots of love,

Dark Knight


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:52 PM
RE: Re: Re: I hope you're proud of yourself.

Seriously? That's it? An apology? Wondrous master plan there, chump.

Midna


To: Dark Knight
CC: Crystal Aroma, Barthelemy Dotour, Rauru Luz, Impa Shades, Zelda Harkinian, Kafei Dotour, Nabooru Spirit, Link Forester, Lulu Singer, Ruto Watters, Ghirahim Diamonds, Shad Knowing, Ashei Snow, Sheik Strike, Malon London, Anju Stoke, Midna Black, Mikau Blue, Evan Keys, Ganondorf Dragmire, Japas Marine, Groose Pomp, Mido Green, Saria Woods
From: Zant Grim
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:51 PM
RE: Re: (No subject)

Listen, you rat-face. I can talk to Midna whenever I WANT, because she doesn't need your protection and if she didn't want ME, she wouldn't be considering a DATE WITH ME. I can do that for all the women here because if they weren't interested, they wouldn't be shy about telling me off. But they never do, so there. I must be doing something right.

So you can GO TO HELL and burn there, and so can all the men in this office, because you might have broken one of my teeth, but you can't stop me from getting what I want.

And guess what, asshole, I want those women, so fuck off. I don't ever want to talk to you again. I could have your ass FIRED. And maybe I WILL.

Fuck you!

Zant


To: Zant Grim
From: Rauru Luz
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:52 PM
RE: (No subject)

See me in my office, Mr. Grim.

Rauru


To: Dark Knight
From: Mikau Blue
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:54 PM
RE: Well played.

You used his Reply All weakness. I don't know if I should clap your back or punch his face.

Mikau


To: Lulu Singer
From: Ruto Watters
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:55 PM
RE: Holy―

Did you read that? Not only is Zant incapable of not using Reply All, he's also a dick!

Ruto


To: Ruto Watters
From: Lulu Singer
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 3:56 PM
RE: Re: Holy―

What else is new?

Lulu


To: Malon London
From: Zelda Harkinian
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 4:58 PM
RE: Drinks?

Link says he still feels terrible about acting like an ass and nearly having your work cancelled. He's offering to pay for drinks after work.

I personally think he also wants to celebrate the fact that Zant just got fired.

Zelda

P.S. And Ganondorf also feels bad. He says he can't come but he just gave me 50 rupees, which I'm assuming is meant to be spent on drinks for you.

P.P.S. Looks like all of Production wants to pay for your drinks. I told them that if they show up, they don't have to pay. So, drinks night, I guess.


To: Zelda Harkinian
From: Malon London
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 4:59 PM
RE: Re: Drinks?

You see, that's kind of why I like working here so much. Sure, I'll meet you guys for drinks. Hopefully Sheik will finally notice me.

Malon


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 4:01 PM
RE: Okay, fine.

I'm going to the drinks thing tonight, if you're free.

Midna


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 4:02 PM
RE: Re: Okay, fine.

Are you asking me out?

Dark


To: Dark Knight
From: Midna Black
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 4:04 PM
RE: Re: Re: Okay, fine.

Ugh… Yes.

Midna


To: Midna Black
From: Dark Knight
Sent: Tuesday, Hexember 12, 4:05 PM
RE: Re: Re: Re: Okay, fine.

Then gladly, I accept.

Dark

P.S. Keep the cufflink. I intend to go fishing later tonight.


And that's it for this extra oneshot.

Stay tuned.

Love,
CM