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Taking Shikamaru's Virginity

Chapter 1

"Seriously, I could have any guy that I wanted," Yamanaka Ino boasted.

"Oh really?" Mitarashi Anko asked skeptically.

"Yeah," Ino huffed.

"Name one of your conquests then," Tenten demanded.

"Genma," Ino began.

"Girl, everyone here but Hinata has been with Genma," Yuuhi Kurenai pointed out, "In fact almost every female in this village has."

Hyuuga Hinata blushed at this, "I don't believe in having sex with someone that you don't love," she said.

"Come on pig," Haruno Sakura joined in, "Let's hear it."

"Uchiha Sasuke," Ino said.

"Been there and done that," Sakura smirked, "In fact I had him the night he came back. When did you get him?"

"Two weeks ago," Ino muttered.

"He has been back for over a year now right?" Kurenai asked.

"Yep," Sakura said cheerfully.

"Inuzuka Kiba," Ino said.

Sakura and Kurenai both smirked at her.

"You had sex with your student?!" Tenten gasped shocked.

"I was his first," Kurenai boasted.

"Akimichi Chouji," Ino said.

No one said anything.

"There you go Ino-pig," Sakura chuckled, "You are the only one who has done Chouji."

"Well which guys have you done?" Ino demanded to know.

"Let's see," Sakura pondered, "Lee-san, Hyuuga Neji, Kiba, Genma, Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, and Sabaku no Gaara."

"Slut," Ino muttered.

"What about you Tenten?" Sakura asked.

"Lee, Neji, Genma and Raidou," she listed.

"We all know that Hinata has been with Naruto and Aburame Shino," Ino teased.

Hinata blushed crimson.

"What about you Kurenai-sensei?" Sakura asked.

"Kiba, Genma, Raidou, Izumo, Kakashi, a bunch of jounins who are dead now, and Saratobi Asuma," Kurenai answered.

Ino paled when she heard 'Asuma' he had been her former sensei and Kurenai's husband before he was killed years ago.

"Well for me," Anko boasted, "I was with Genma, Hatake, Maito Gai, Raidou, Hayate, Ibiki, and Iruka."

"You and Iruka-sensei?!" Sakura cried out horrified.

"He is such a sexy little guy," Anko smirked.

They could only imagine how much the lady had corrupted him.

"Wait a second, we are missing someone here," Ino began.

Everyone exchanged a confused look.

"Nara Shikamaru," Ino clarified, "Who has been laid by him?"

"Not me," resounded from the ladies.

"So are you telling me that Shikamaru is a 22 year old virgin?" Ino asked with a hint of amusement.

"He might have had sex with someone other than us," Sakura suggested.

"We are the only women he talks to besides Shizune and Tsunade and his mother, and I am going to say a no for them," Ino continued.

"Maybe he is not interested in girls," Tenten shrugged.

"He is," Kurenai said, "Asuma would tease him about you girls all the time."

The room was silent while all the wheels in their heads were ticking.

"I have an idea," Anko smirked.

"Why am I scared?" Sakura asked quickly.

"Just a little contest to see who is the best here," Anko continued.

"I get it," Ino smirked, "See who gets to take Shikamaru's virginity."

"That is very inappropriate," Hinata said horrified, "We can't do that."

"Oh yes we can," Anko smirked, "Hell Nara would love all the attention coming his way. Compared to the rest of the guys in your class he doesn't stand out at all. He is just average."

"Beyond the fact that he is a genius," Sakura pointed out.

"It won't be fair to you girls," Ino boasted, "Shika has had a crush on me since we were little."

"Come off it pig," Sakura scoffed, "You drive him crazy."

"So do you!" Ino spat.

"I'll bet a week's paycheck," Anko slammed her hand down on the table.

"And mine," Ino accepted.

"Have mine," Kurenai said.

"I'm game for a little bet," Tenten shrugged.

"I have nothing better to do right now," Sakura sighed.

Everyone looked at Hinata.

"Come on Hinata, it'll be fun," Ino urged.

"I really don't approve," Hinata began.

"Just think how jealous it will make Naruto," Sakura pointed out, "He will demand for you to go out with him."

"I'm in," Hinata said.

"Great we start tomorrow," Anko said.

"You guys better get ready to pay me," Ino scoffed, "I have to train with him first thing in the morning."

"How are things going with Kakashi?" Sakura asked. He had been her sensei but he had been replaced with Yamato for a mission. No one would have guessed that Asuma would die and Kakashi would take his place and Yamato would stay with team seven.

"I don't know how you passed his initial test let alone survived being on his team for so long," Ino groaned.

"You have had him for way longer than I ever did," Sakura pointed out, "I had him for about two years you have had him for seven."

"You are right," Ino pondered.

"Though I wouldn't mind stopping by tomorrow morning to see Kakashi for old time's sake," Sakura teased.

"You know how he gets when it comes to interruptions," Ino warned.

"Yeah yeah," Sakura sighed, "So tomorrow then."

End Chapter 1