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Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like Kishimoto? No, I don't. kthxbai.

So, once makeup had been removed, along with Jiraya and Tsunade who went into a cupboard either to become Harry Potter or to make a baby somehow, the ninja sat down on the internet. How do they gets the internet? I don't know, so don't ask, Orochimaru did it.

Naruto trolled on various forums.

Sasuke looked at emo poetry.

Sakura looked at Sasuke fansites.

Hinata looked at porn.

And the rest looked at random crap.

Orochimaru slinked into the room, and started doing the moonwalk until he thought he was behind Sasuke. From there, he raped said person. Unfortunately, he'd moon walked behind Hinata who was too busy looking at Naruto porn to notice. He screamed, and ran out of the door to Neverland ranch after he discovered he hadn't molested a boy! Oh the shame!

The game began again, but this time without Shino, Chouji and Kiba, since we can't really be arsed to deal with them anyway. Akamaru stayed though because I like him :P

Neji began, being the smart-ass he is.

"Jiraya, I dare you to…"

Muhahaha. I be burning and vair evil and….doo doo doo doo doo.

Reviewers get another chapter. And yes, Dei and Sasori will come into the story on the next one. I think.