David Tennant was ill
But he still fit the bill
To drop it would have been far too mean
And Billie Piper was there
In silver underwear
But the censors made them cut out the scene

But then something went wrong -
The series turned out too long
So they squashed two episodes into one
And at a frantic pace
The TARDIS leapt through space
And the legacy it carried on...

Science fiction, special features
CGI built all the creatures
See Darleks fighting the Doctor's sidekick
The Slitheen came from a distant planet
Oh oh oh ohhhh oh oh oh...
On BBC 1, at 7 PM, it's the show!

I know Russell T Davis
Tried so hard to save his
Childhood fantasy dream
And the producers saw sense
Although the viewing was tense
It turned out better than they had foreseen

See the Gelth and Slytheen
(The Face of Bo needs a clean)
And the eps are as just good as the stills
So hide behind
Your sofa and shut the blind
Cos we're heading for some terrible thrills, in the...

Science fiction, special features
CGI built all the creatures
See Darleks fighting the Doctor's sidekick
The Slitheen came from a distant planet
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh oh...
On BBC 1, at 7 PM, it's the show!

I wanna know...
Oh ohhhh oh oh oh
What's on the late night, special feature, TV show
I love it so
Oh ohhhh oh oh oh
That late night, special feature, TV show
Don't let it go
Oh ohhhh oh oh oh
The late night, special feature, TV show