Rated for innuendo. Chibi Goku. You know someone had to go there. I no own please don't sue me.

This is pretty crack. I have no idea where it came from. Too much coffee maybe.

Spanking the Monkey.

"Hey Sanzo can I ask you a question?"

"You just did."

"Sanzo..." Goku whined.

"What?"

"Gojyo just said something that mad me mad."

''Well that's nothing new." Sanzo lit a cigarette. "So what is it this time?"

"It was really mean…." Goku pouted.

"Just tell me." Sanzo was growing irritated. He looked over at Gojyo.

"I didn't do anything wrong I swear." The boy fidgeted. "He said he was going to paddle me."

"Why the hell would he say that?" Sanzo looked at Hakkai, who shrugged.

"I don't know."

"What exactly did he say?"

"I really didn't do anything Sanzo I promise."

"Okay I believe you now what did that idiot say?" Sanzo took a sip of tea.

"He said he had to spank the monkey."

Gojyo laughed hysterically.

Hakkai gasped.

And Sanzo spit out tea.