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Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto, Inuyasha, or Kingdom Hearts...that sucks...

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto Uzumaki said as he lied down on the grass. Today, was team seven's day off, and they were enjoying it near a river. Unfortuneately for Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura, Naruto was with them. And he was asking really stupid questions. "Where do babies come from?" Yeah, like that one.

Kakashi coughed so hard that his book (A/N: go ahead and guess what it was called...) fell on open on the grass in front of the three nin.

Sasuke smirked slightly. "So this is what you read, huh, Kakashi?"

Sakura didn't say anything, but kept looking at the book in horror.

Naruto stared at the, ahem, "illustrations" for a minute before putting on a confused expression and saying, "Hey, sensei, why is that boy trying to get on that girl? Does she need to crack her back or something?"

Kakashi quickly picked up his book. "Um, no, Naruto. I think we'll pick this little conversation later...when you're fifteen."

Suddenly, they all heard a loud noise.

"What was that?" Sakura said as she held on to Sasuke. (A/N: That's it! Where's my axe?!)

Naruto shrugged. "Probably the wind."

Sasuke pointed above Naruto. "Does that look like the wind?"

Team seven looked up to see a huge hole. It was like somebody just sliced the sky open. The space was getting bigger, and the sky turned a dark purple. Sakura screamed. Wimp.

Naruto stared in shock. "Whoa! What is that?!"

Shikamaru appeared out of nowhere. "It's a portal to another dimension."


Shikamaru shrugged. "My mom's stomach, I guess."

"But where do they come from?"

"Well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other so much they-"

"WHOA!" Sakura yelled as she was lifted into the air and in the portal.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled and got sucked up too. "Naruto, get your ass back here! You still owe me a dollar!" Sasuke yelled and into the portal he went! Kakashi sighed. "Might as well follow them..."

Shikamaru shrugged and was about to leave when Kakashi grabbed him by the ankle and dragged him in the portal too.

"W-What are you doing?!" He asked Kakashi.

"You're the only sane person here." The white-haired nin responded.

Shikamaru sighed. "What a drag..."

A/N: The end! Only the first chapter and this is my first time writing so please give it a chance. I promise it will get better soon! You can flame if you want to. Don't care, cuz I'll just flame right back. OOOOOOO!!! BURN! anyway, review please! By the way, please check out my fave stories and the people who wrote them! THEY ARE AWESOME! um, before I go shout out to Rinsaku Hiroshi-San, Tama-chan40, Necury, and, of course, Blackfire133! YALL ROCK!