Entomologist, I'm an entomologist. I study insects, not words. Geez, can't people ever get that straight? Is it really that hard to distinguish between and entomologist and an etymologist? I didn't go to college for eight years to be accused of studying words. I mean come on.

That's when he saw her, in the tight jeans and little shirt. She caught his eye and sauntered toward him, a knowing smile on her face.

"So, handsome, what is it that you do," She asks. He returns the smile and leans in close to her.

"I'm an etymologist." Damn it.