OMG!!! Can't you believe it? I bet no one has ever thought of making a yaoi parody!!!! Well I hope you enjoy this!! I worked really hard, but I'm not perfect yet XD

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The morning sun shone through the windows. Moans of discomfort came from the mouth of a teen youth in his futon. Young Kurashina Tomo was awoken from his sleep by a strange nightmare.

"Jeez!! What a weird dream!" Tomo panted. He picked up the clock as it read 7:30, but school started at 8. Tomo quickly put on his pants, and school uniform, grabbed a piece of toast into his mouth, and ran off to school.

He ran for about 5 minutes, shouting "I'm late! I'm late!" the whole time. a few minutes later, he heard a girl behind him shout the same thing, only it more like "It's late! It's late!! Go Go yeah!! It's late, baby, late!! whoo!"

Tomo turned around, and was aghast. A girl passed him on a skateboard, in a swimsuit, with rabbit ears, and a tail. He kept staring as he ran, and ran into a hole that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.

"What the?!?" Tomo screamed as he fell in. He fell until he hit a bottom. There was nothing there except for a door with something on it. He looked closer and noticed a woman attached to the door. Coming closer he noticed the woman to be in her teens, in a Japanese waitress dress, and blonde curly hair. The girl woke up and looked back at him.

"Welcome!" She answered Tomo, who got startled by the bubbly voice. "Can I have your name?"

"Uh...It's T-Tomo..." Tomo stammered. "What a cute name!" She cooed. "Very, well...you may enter this door." She said again, pointing to herself. tomo was confused. "You mean, this is a door?" He asked, pointing to her.

"Yes, of course." She replied. "What did you think it was?"

"A woman..."

The girl burst into laughter. "You crack me up!" She said. she grabbed Tomo's head and placed it on her chest, making him blush furiously.

Tomo felt as if he was going through an object of some sort, and found himself resting on a grassy plain. He noticed a small table in the distance. He slowly walked up to it
and saw what looked like a china tea set. There was tea already in the teapot and suger, too. Tomo came closer and noticed that the teapot started to float...and pour tea into the cup.

Tomo watcheed in awe as the cup landed into his hand. "Am I supossed to drink this?" He thought. He saw a tiny haeart appear in thin air. Inscribed on the heart were the words "drink me".

Tomo wasn't sure what to do, but the tea smelled good, and he was a bit thirsty. He took a few sips and placed the cup on the table. He suddenly started to feel weird.

"What in the...I'm shrinking!" He yelled as he clutched to his stomach and became smaller. Terrified, he started running though the grassy plain into the field of flowers.

For what seemed like hours, Tomo found himself lost in these wacky flowers he never seen before. What caught his eye was a teapot in the distance resting on top of a flower. Ignoring, he continued to run, until a voice caught his ear.

"Young man, Young man, would you care to join us?"

It sounded like a male's voice, yet it sounded slightly feminine. He heard it come from the teapot. Curious, he diceded to take a closer look.

As he went up to the teapot, he heard laughter of men coming from inside, as if they were engaged in an interesting conversation.

"Up here,little one." The voice called out. Tomo noticed that the teapot was clear and see-through, and a person was beckoning to him.

"Ano...Do you know where I am?" He shouted to the man, ignoring his offer. The man waved his hand and suddenly Tomo found himself sitting in the pot. there was a man with blonde hair and mouse ears, and another one with rabbit ears and spiky white hair.

What really caught his eye was the oldest of the two who seemed to be in his late 20's. His hair was long and a deep crimson. His eyes were a crystalized blue, and he had on a purple formal suit. His green top hat read the number 10/6. He looked very handsome.

"Welcome, little one! I am the Mad Hatter, and they are the Mouse, and the March Hare. Would you like some tea?" The man smiled, offering a cup to Tomo.

"No..no thanks..." Tomo smiled nervously. "Eto...can anyone of you tell me where this is?"

"This?" The man answered. "this...is here." He said sedectively, scooting closer to Tomo.

"Here?" Tomo said uncomfortably.

"Yes, This place, is here." He sat down behind Tomo. His hand ran down Tomo's chest and up his shirt, exploring the territory underneath.

Tomo squeaked as the Mad Hatter placed his lips on Tomo's neck, and carressed his skin even more.

"N...no-no...I meant..." Tomo looked down and noticed the Hare carress his legs, and unzip his pants with his teeth. Tomo's eyes immediatly narrowed.

"IYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Tomo shouted as he released himself from their grasp, and jumped out of the teapot, blushing furiously.

As he ran, he felt himself getting bigger, and made a big sigh of relief.

As he walked he noticed that suddenly...it was nighttime. "Is the moon out already?" He thought.

"NOOO! that means my attendance record is ruined!"

He kept complaining until he heard a yawn come from behind him.

A man about 18 was resting on a tree, with orange cat ears and a tail. He was wearing a black and purple horizontally striped dress shirt, with a small, loose, yellow bow. He wore black dress slacks and no shoes. "Hey there, puurrrrty thing." He smiled, winking.

"Uh...Good Evening, Sir..." Tomo said sheepishly. "excuse me but...d-do you happen to know where I am?"

The man yawned and grabbed Tomo's chin to face him. "Do you have a name?" He asked.

"It-it's Tomo.." Tomo replied, stammering.

"Nice to meet you. I'm am The Chesire Cat, and you are very cute, Tomo-kun!" Chesire advanced on Tomo, and kissed his forehead. He grabbed Tomo's shirt and lifted it up to his chin, and carressed his stomach.

"What the...What're you doing!! Yamerou!" Tomo begged.

"Would, you like to see something interesting, Tomo-cutie?" The Chesire asked seductivily.

"No!"

"Awww...not even a little?"

"NO!"

The Chesire chuckled, and leaned foreword to Tomo, reaching for his lips.

"DAME-E-E-E-E-HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Tomo screamed as he closed his eyes. He whimpered for a moment while the cat bishounen comforted him with small kisses all over his face. When it stopped Tomo opened his eyes, and the Cat wasn't there. As a matter of fact, the sun was out, and he was in a completely different place.

He stood up and noticed some girls in skirts and aprons decorated with game cards. Their earrings matched the card designs in their aprons.

He walked up to one. "Excuse me, may I ask what are you doing?" He asked curiously. The women were painting white roses on mens' tuxedos red.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" the girl answered bubbly, not trying to be rude.

"It looks like you're painting." Tomo answered. "We are." Another girl answered. "The King like red roses over white, so we're painting the roses red. But if he finds out we've been doing this...we might get punished!"

"I want to be punished by the King!" A different girl answered.

"mee, too!" a few more girl shouted. Tomo felt uncomfortable, so he decided to walk away, but stopped in front of a strange person.

"Ou-sama!!" The girls shouted, making Tomo even more uncomfortable.

The man had long red hair, with pink eyes. His costume was very revieling, and looked like the costume of a dominatrix, or bondage slave owner.

"What in the..." Tomo thought. The man took out his whip, and cracked it near Tomo.

"Do you have a name?" He asked in a deep voice, as he grabbed Tomo's chin. "It's Tomo..." Tomo asnwered. "Alright then Tomo...Bow down and lick my boots!" He shouted, crackingg his whipe at him, making all the girls squeal in jealousy.

"DAME!!!!!" Tomo shouted as he ran. He ran and the King chased behind him, laughing maniacly all the way. Tomo screamed once more as he awoke in his bed.

Tomo panted for a few minutes. "It...was just...a...dr...dream." He sighed in relief.

"Jeez!! What a weird dream!" Tomo panted. He picked up the clock as it read 7:30, but school started at 8. Tomo quickly put on his pants, and school uniform, grabbed a piece of toast into his mouth, and ran off to school.

He ran for about 5 minutes, shouting "I'm late! I'm late!" the whole time. a few minutes later, he heard a girl behind him shout the same thing, only it more like "It's late! It's late!! Go Go yeah!! It's late, baby, late!! whoo!"

Tomo turned around, and was aghast. A girl passed him on a skateboard, in a swimsuit, with rabbit ears, and a tail...

Never End

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"Eto" and "ano" both mean something like "well...; um...; let's see..." etc.

"Iya" means "no" in a stronger form

"Yamerou" means "stop" in the begging form. "Yamete" also fits with "yamerou"

"Dame" means thing like "don't, stop, no, not good etc."

"Ou-sama" means "king"

Thank you! Please review! Oh, and if you have to critique, don't be harsh. I am very sensitive and get a bit emotional...