Summary: In a world when all the Naruto's characters as cats. Hinata is left with Kakashi and his pet, Sasuke. Things start to go from bad to worst when Hinata has the need to breed.
Rate: M (bad language and sex theme, etc)
Genera: Humor, Drama
Warning: Bad grammar
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto's series, both manga and anime. All rights belong to their respect owners.
A Visit to the Vet
The next day came nice and calm for our cute little white cat, Hinata. She got up from Sasuke's little bed and used his litter box to do her business. After her business, she walk pass the living room, and spots Sasuke still trying to escape from the metal crib.
(In the animal mind)
"What are you doing? You know you can't come out there without the key," she giggled at an already exhausted Sasuke.
"I know that already," he was breathing heavily.
"Than why are you trying so hard to get out?" she asked sweetly, approaching with caution.
"Because I fee-" before Sasuke could finish his sentence, he quickly notices where Hinata just came from. "Did you just came out of the restroom?" he asked curiously.
"Yes, why?" she answered sweetly.
"You use my litter box! I told you to stay away from my things damn it! The second I get out of here I'll.."
(Out of the animals mind)
While the two cats were meowing, Kakashi enter the living room sighting down at Sasuke. "Sasuke! Stop meowing at Hinata. You know what! Quit meowing for the rest of day, because you were meowing the whole night. All the neighbored were blaming me because of you. And you wonder why I put you inside the punishment cage," Kakashi lift Hinata up and took her in the kitchen to eat. "Oh, I will be back for your food later," he said before leaving a very unhappy blue cat.
(In the animals mind)
"That human! How could he treat me like this! He's going to pay, they all are! …..Just as soon I get out of here." Sasuke growled in a annoyances with his two front paws holding on the two bars like a locked-up prisoner.
(With Kakashi, out of the mind)
"There you go Hinata. Now eat up because you need to be healthy for the vet today," he said kindly, as he prepare for Sasuke's breakfast.
"Meow," she replied softly, than began eating her fishy meal quietly.
(In the animals mind)
They all ate their breakfast peacefully. Hinata ate hers in Sasuke's bowl, Kakashi ate his while reading his little orange book and as for Sasuke. He just ate his food regularly; planning his revenge on the white cat and at his back-stabbing owner. "Yeah! That is what I'm going to do. Yeah its the perfect plan. Oh I... hey! where is my freakin drink!"
Kakashi came in to give Sasuke's drink. "Here, now finish up because we are leaving in about ten minute," than left back in the kitchen.
"Good! Now where was I... Oh yeah the plan. Oh I can't wait. Muhahahahaha," than after that, he drank up his little bowl. Soon he cleaned his face like any other cat they feel like cleaning themselves.
(Out of the mind)
At the Vet
"What!?" Kakashi became shock when he heard the doctor suggest that Hinata needs to mate. The man just got in for two minute and already he received a lecture on how to solve Hinata's problem.
"What do you mean she 'has to mate'. Can't she wait another month or so. I need to live!" Kakashi tightly grip on the veterinarian's coat, shacking him rapidly.
"Please sir! Let go. This kind of thing happen all the time," the vet tries his hardest to free himself from the ninja grasps, but the animal medic wasn't as skill or strong as a jounin, so he was doom.
"Listen to me, if anything happen to Hinata, not only will I lose my head, I'll not live long enough to read the next new issue of Ich Ich Paradise that is coming next month. So I need her the way I got her from her owner," Kakashi let loose of the veterinarian after his statement.
The veterinarian realize hes going to have a few problems with his client, while that was going on, Sasuke and Hinata were left in the back with other felines.
(With the cats and in their mind)
Hinata was running around for her life! Ever since she was drop off in the back of the facility, she dashed through other cats, going above, under and even begging for help to hide her but nothing worked. "Oh, I hope he doesn't find me," she panted until she heard him.
"Here kitty, kitty," he chimed which made her startle.
"S-Sasuke," she shuddered as her legs tries to maintain her weight because the lust from his eyes frighten her as he approach.
"Where were you heading pussy cat? Don't tell me, you were planning on running away from me, were ya?" Sasuke's claw looked like they were ready to scratch something, and his teeth trembling to bite on something. 'Soon, I'll hump you and hurt you for touching my things.'
All Hinata was able to do is watch effortlessly as Sasuke prepare himself to jump on her. Hinata had her paws cover her round face and eyes shut to prevent herself from seeing the damage that Sasuke will inflect upon her. 'Oh no, please make this quick,' she prayed in her mind.
Just before Sasuke was able to jump, another cat jump on him causing both cats to roll around on the ground.
"SASUKE!" exclaimed the unexpected cat.
Sasuke turned around to glare at the idiot who ruin his opportunity to release. "You idiot! Who do you thin-" but before Sasuke could finish, the other cat interrupt.
"Sasuke it's me! Naruto, don't you remember me?" Replied the hyperactive cat who looks more like a fox than a cat.
Sasuke gave a good stare at the orange color cat. "Dobe. Is that you?" he asked warily not noticing that his prey has dash away from his sight.
"Yes! Oh you do remember me!" Naruto ran toward his long lost friend and gave him a kitty hug; very tight. 'I can't believe I found Sasuke. Oh, I feel so happy,' Naruto smiled in glee in his head.
"Oh, how can I forget. You were that stupid cat who couldn't stop talking! I thought they put you to sleep," Sasuke struggles to break free from the orange feline's grip. 'Damn when did he get so strong.'
"They were about to, but the humans delayed my sleep another day to see if anyone would want to take me in. And they did! A human took me in and fed me this delicious food. I think it was call... um Ramen, I believe that's what it's call. I donno, maybe, who knows. I just eat it. So hows your life, are you having fun? Huh-huh, Sasuke, so how is it?" Naruto began to annoy Sasuke with his enthusiastic mouth, until the blue cat couldn't take it anymore.
'Damn his mouth! They should've put that to sleep instead,' Sasuke admits in his thought. Sasuke grabs Naruto's mouth. "Shut it or I'll make you!" than he let go of Naruto's mouth.
Naruto rubs his aching mouth. "Fish-Cat! Sasuke, why do you have to be soooo meannn, ow," he said in pain.
'Did he just say 'Fish-Cat'. What the hell does that mean?' Sasuke wondered. He was about to hit him for talking again but was stop by another cats voice, but this time it didn't sound friendly.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," said the cat from the shadows so it wouldn't be seen in the light.
"Hey Gaara! What are you doing in the dark looking creepy like that! Come out so we can see you," waved the cherry orange cat.
"No thanks, I'm better here," stated the calm red cat.
"Are you sure! It's nice out here."
"I'm sure, and no I'm content as I am. Also it's not necessary to shout, I'm only a few paws away from you," said Gaara. 'Damn, you could be naive sometimes, Naruto,' the red cat rolled his eyes.
"Okay,"the orange cat turn back to Sasuke. "He said he doesn't want to come, but if you ask me, I think he's afraid of the light," Naruto whispered to Sasuke at the end and waved friendly back at Gaara as if he had said something nice about the fluffy red cat. 'Why do you even bother, Naruto? I'm right here,' Gaara frowned.
Sasuke slaps himself lightly on the head. "Are you sure your even a cat?" Sasuke narrows his brows at Naruto.
"Well duh! Why do you think I have a tail, whiskers and two pointy ears," Naruto was playing with his two cute pointy ears.
"Because you are stupid,"
"oh ha-ha Sasuke. You sure are funny, very hilarious. Did anyone tell you that,"
"You have no idea," Sasuke got even more annoyed by Naruto's ignorance.
While Naruto was laughing hysterically, Sasuke took this chance to escape from the crazy cat.
Naruto looks around to see if Sasuke was still there but disappears. "Sasuke, where did you go?"
Sasuke ran through countless cats in search of the white eyes one. "Where could she be?" he asked himself while searching around the room that the human had put him in.
Meanwhile, Hinata was interacting with two strange feline. A mysterious one that could be mistaken by a statue because all he does is sits and stare mindlessly. While the other one keeps convincing everyone he's not a cat but a dog. Weird, isn't it?
"I'm telling you guys, I am a dog. See, watch," he coughs then clear his throat, "WWWoo-of-meow."
"Wof-meow? Dogs don't wof-meow Kiba, they bark, huh Shino," Hinata stared at the statue-like-cat. Shino nod at Hinata's correction. 'He shook at me! So he doesn't just sit there and stare, he moves also.'
Kibe stares at both Hinata and Shino angrily. "What do you know? You're not even dogs. You," he points at Shino, "just stand there and you," he points at Hinata next, "just came out gods-who-knows where. What am I talking about, I'm leaving. Screw you guys I'm going over there," Kiba pointed at the other groups of cats and left Hinata with Shino alone.
(One minute later)
"What happen with 'over there'," asked the quiet cat.
'So he talks too! What a great improvement for Shino,' Hinata smiled at her new friend.
"Shut up, Shino!" Kiba sat next to Shino who gave a grin at Kiba. Hinata was surprise that Kiba came back so soon.
For a good few minute in meaningless silences Hinata sighs, "I'm bored." She whines as she watch Kiba and Shino do nothing and was sick of it.
"Well than, why are you hanging around with us cat?" asked Kiba who was upset at the moment.
"I was hiding from this blue cat that was trying to kill me for using his stuff and, when I saw you guys just sitting there, I thought maybe you guys could help me," she gave them an innocence smile.
Both Kiba and Shino gave this white cat an odd look. "So you are telling me that you just came here, interrupting our conversation just for help." Kiba raise one eye brow.
"Yup, pretty much," she admitted with a grin.
"Well than, you came at the wrong place," answered Kiba while his anger starts to fade as he stares at Hinata downfall expression.
"What!? Please you gotta help me, if he finds me-" Hinata was suddenly interrupted by an unpleasant voice.
"Here kitty, kitty," he chimed.
Hinata slowly turns around and saw a very scary blue cat with a evil smirk on his face.
"Now where were we." Before he could attempt he luscious act on Hinata, an unwelcoming voice came unpleasantly into his ears.
"Well, well, it isn't my little brother, Sasuke. What Sasuke, your mate doesn't come to you so you must come to them. I always knew you were a pussy," said another cat, much like Sasuke's appearance but older and has black fur.
"How is that insulting?" remark Kiba.
"Itachi I have no time for your craps right now," Sasuke hiss at his older cat-brother. In fact its his only cat brother, some how his cat parents didn't have that many litter. Didn't know why.
"Aw, not happy to see your favorite cat brother,"
"Your my only cat brother,"
"That's why it makes it easier for you to pick me as your favorite!"
"And easier to pick as the least favorite."
"Temper, temper. Remember what cat mom said, you must control your temper, she said,"
"Oh shut the fuck up, you just made that crap up,"
"Yeah I know," he mused.
"I have no time for nonsense right now! So go away, I have a fury white ass to kill,"
"Huh, don't you mean to fuck," he corrected him.
"Why do you care, I bet you haven't did it with a cat in your life,"
"That's what make me more attractive!" than suddenly a whole a lot of female cats came rushing toward the black cat.
"Oh Itachi I love you," "Please be my mate" "I want to have your kitten" "Hey he's mine," You better stay away from my mate" "What? he's mine mate." "No, you both are wrong he is mine!" "No he's mine!" "Mine!" than suddenly all the female cat started to have a 'cat fight' for this one attractive black cat.
While all the female feline were having their 'cat fight', Sasuke and Itachi left before the 'cat fight' even begin.
Meanwhile, while Sasuke was distracted by his malicious brother, Hinata slipped out of their sight and ran to another location of the room. She began to feel another desire feeling that she has no control over.
"Do you want to mate?" asked a calm voice.
Immediately, Hinata turns and lower her rear, "W-What did you say?"
"Sorry, if I scared you. My name is Gaara, and I sort of heard you..." he blushed.
"Oh," Hinata slightly stared away from her little scarlet cheeks.
"So, you're on heat," he assumed, trying not to blush too hard, which was okay because he's already red outside, so it wouldn't make any different if he did blush.
"Heat? What's that?" Hinata asked innocently with two bulgy eyes, sitting down with her furry tail swinging slowly side to side and her head tilt to a slight angle.
Gaara eyes widen, "You don't know?"
Hinata shook her head no.
"How old are you?" he gave a questionable look at the young attractive feline.
"Ummm... I believe one. My human celebrated my birthday last month, but I don't know my real birthday because I was found as a kitten on the street. So my human gave one on her own," she explained.
"Oh," he smiled.
"What about you? How are you?" she asked curiously.
"Over two," he answered.
"You're really old," she pointed out, which got Gaara a little embarrassed. "But nice," she smiled. Again, he couldn't his blushed.
"So are you. Nice by the way," he replied.
Hinata giggles, "My name is Hinata by the way," suddenly her body reacts by approaching to Gaara in a desirable way. Her tail rose high as her eyes stare deeply into his, gazing like a begging feline. Gaara is very familiar to those kind of stare, his urges wouldn't let him back down right now, he must proceed on the ritual.
"Yessss," she smelled something very blazing from Gaara that got her hypnotize.
"Would you be my mate?" he asked with his tiny nose a few inches apart from hers.
"Yes," she nodded, not caring what her body was about to do, instead she obey his order and turned around to show him her high tail.