Long time, finally updated. Not that great, but I tried.
Chapter 29 Two Down
"So?" Dean asked as he and Sam walked into the living room. Akina and Alina glanced over at them before looking at each other.
"So what?" Dean sat down across from his daughter and then looked at a grinning Akina.
"So I wanna know what you're planning on doing?" He said as he and Sam both looked over to where Akina was drawing. "Tell us what you're planning on doing?"
"Not planning anything sugar kins." She told him without even looking at him. Dean shook his head and grabbed her tablet. "HEY! I'm not done with that yet!"
"And you're not getting it back till you tell me what you're going to do to us." She crossed her arms and looked at him as Alina and Sam got up. "Where you two going?"
"A fights coming and we want to be long gone before it gets here." Sam told him before he and Alina left the house. Dean shook his head before turning back to Akina.
"Can I have it back now?" He shook his head and placed the tablet next to him. "You know that I'm not going to tell you anything so I don't get what you're bothering to hold that hostage."
"I'm not holding it hostage and just tell me so I can be preparied." She smiled and shook her head. "Kina, please tell me."
"Why would I want you to be prepaired?" She asked as she got up.
"Cause you love me?" She smiled and shook her head. "What? Now you don't love me anymore?"
"No, I still love you bubble butt and I'll be taking this." She said as she walked around the table and picked up her tablet. "Spanks monkey nuts and I'll see you later. Have to jog to the store." She said with a smile as she waved.
"Hey! Wait up!" Dean yelled as he tried to stand up. He looked down at his chair before hearing her laughing in the other room. "You glued me to the fricken chair!?"
"No. Your ass got to wide and you got stuck. By the way, I'm taking the car." She told him with a grin as she poked her head around the corner and held out the keys. He was just glaring at her. "And that is not your payback."
"Kina. Get me off this chair right now!" She shook her head and smiled more before leaving the room. "KINA! DO NOT TAKE THE CAR AND GET ME OFF THIS CHAIR!" He yelled as he tried to pull himself up. "How much glue did she use?" He mumbled to himself as he tried to rip his pants. "Damn this." Dean groaned as he slammed his head against the table. "What the?" He asked himself when he couldn't pull his head back up. "Oh no she didn't."
"Oh yes she did." He turned his head to the side the best he could to look at her holding a tube of super glue. "Forgot to mention I spilled the glue?"
"Bull. You didn't spill it and how the hell am I supposed to get up now?" She shrugged and walked over to him. "No. Stay away from me!"
"Because I can't defend myself!" She laughed and shook her head before tossing his keys on the table. "Kina. I'm begging you to stay away from me."
"Come on man. It was all fun and games when you threw balloons at us. Not so much fun now, is it?" He shook his head as she walked behind him.
"What are you doing?" The only answer he got was her whistling some song. "Kina? What are you planning on doing?"
"Noffin." She said in a kiddy voice. Yeah. He was believeing that one. He tried to turn around again when he heard the sound of a razor. "Dean."
"Don't you dare do what I think you're doing!" She just giggled like a school girl. "Kina. Stop now and I won't even be mad."
"Stop what? I'm not doing anything."
"Just don't do anything that you're going to..." He stopped and his eyes went wide when she touched his head with the razor. "KINA!"
"Stop trying to move or I'm going to mess up."
"No I'm not going to stop! Stop doing what you're doing!"
"Oh calm down ya big baby. I'm going to get everyone else back first and it's going to be worse than this. Consider yourself lucky." She told him as she continued. "It's only going to be a rocket ship and then I'll get you unstuck."
"A rocket ship!?" She nodded and mumbled a yes. "Wait! A actual rocket ship or your kind of rocket ship?"
"Wouldn't you like to know." He shook his head again to screw her up. "Keep that up teeny weenie and I'll shave something else next." He stopped and she smiled. "That's better. Everyone else is going to get it way worse than this. I just love you to much to do anything REAL bad to you."
"But glueing me to a chair and my head to the table while you shave a penis into my hair isn't bad?"
"It's not a penis! It's a rocket ship and it's not that bad compaired to what I have planned for the others." She said as she patted his shoulder. "All done."
"Was that sarcasim there?" He nodded the best he could and she laughed more. "Want me to get you unstuck now?"
"Would be nice." She nodded again and walked into the kitchen. She came back a few minutes later and helped him get his head unstuck. When he was free, his hand went right to the back of his head. "I hate you sometimes." Akina laughed as she sat back down. "You shaved a penis in my hair!"
"A rocket ship!" She yelled as she threw her hands in the air. Dean glared at her before shaking his head. "Wanna know what I plan on doing to Sammy pants?" She asked with a smile as she leaned on the table. "And I didn't do it to bad. You can shave over it and still look like a sexy male model!" She added as she gave him a thumbs up.
"Good to know and what are you going to do to Sam?"
"Depends. You forgive me?" Dean nodded. "You promise?" He nodded again. "We going to have some hot sex later?" More nodding. "Then I'll let you in on the secret, but sad to say that you're going to miss it."
"Jada's doing it right about..." She trailed off and looked at her watch. "Now." Dean tilted his head to the side and looked at her. "Come on sex train. You'll see and do you want me to shave that off before we go?"
"Would you and get me a new pair of pants?" She laughed and nodded before getting up and grabbing him some pants. "Help me out here." She laughed harder when he was finally free and she heard his pants rip. "What? Sound like you when you eat at Taco Bell?"
"A little. Now hurry up if you really want to see this." He nodded and as soon as he was in a pair of pants without a hole in the ass, they two left and drove to Jadas. Dean stopped the car in the middle of the parking lot and looked out the front window. "That Jadas a mean crab infested woman!" Akina said as she started laughing. Dean glanced at her before looking out the window again.
"Thank god you only shaved my head." He said before he started laughing as well.
"Told you it wasn't that bad. You're just so lucky you're ungodly hot!" She told him with a grin as she leaned over and kissed him. "And a good kisser!"
"I know I'm great." She shook her head as the two got out and walked up to the front porch where Jada was sitting. "Hey."
"You two want some lemonade?" They both nodded as she handed them two glasses. "She shave your head yet?"
"Yes and thank god that didn't happen to me." He said as he nodded towards Sam. "How you doing Sammy?" Sam turned and looked at his older brother.
"Get me down." He hissed as he looked at the three of them. All of em just shook their heads. "Get. Me. Down."
"Why?" Jada asked with a shrug as she stood in front of him. Sam turned and looked at her. "You mad?" He nodded. "Why?"
"HAVE YOU SEEN ME!?" He asked as he struggled to get down. "Please get me down Jada." She shook her head and walked back over to sit down. "Dean. Come on man. I'm your brother and look at me." Dean laughed and shook his head. "Dean!"
"Sorry Sammy. I got mine and now you get yours."
"She shaved your head! She didn't blindfold you and lie to you telling you that it was going to be fun only to dress you up like a fricken clown and tie you to the front porch!" Sam yelled causing his nice red and green wig to drop down over his face. "Yeah. This is great." He mumbled as he tried to blow it out of his eyes. "Come on guys."
"You know sex pot.." Akina said as she wrapped her arm around Jada's neck. "I never thought you could be so mean. You know how much the Saminator hates the evil clowns."
"Yeah well. He'll forgive me."
"Don't be so sure of that and GET ME DOWN!" Sam screamed as he struggled. That only caused the others to laughed more. "Alright. I'm sorry that we threw the balloons at you and I promise that I'll never do it again. Now will you please get me down so I can burn this outfit?" He said as he managed to knock the wig to the ground.
"Awww. Sex kitten. He looks so sad. Maybe you should let him down." Akina said as she stood in front of Sam. "You look so pathetic."
"Do you blame me?" She shook her head and glanced at Dean and Jada. Dean was still laughing his ass off and Jada, well it looked like she was thinking about letting him down. "Please let me go."
"Alright and that's only because I loves you." Akina said with a smile as she pulled out her knife and cut him down. "There ya go big boy."
"Thanks." He said with a smile before stripping the outfit off and burning it right there. "That was low Jada." He said as he turned to look at her. Akina just giggled a bit and Sam turned to look at her. "What?"
"You wear boxers with puppies on them!!" She said with a laugh as she pointed to his underwear. Sam glanced down and turned a nice shade of red before running into the house. "Please tell me those were a gift from you stink bomb?" Akina asked as she walked back over to Dean and Jada.
"Birthday gift and I never thought he would wear them. Guess I was wrong." Jada answered with a shrug as she went inside, leaving Dean and Akina outside.
"So you happy I only shaved your head?" She asked as she glanced at a red Dean. "You're really red."
"That was awesome!" He said as he started laughing again. Akina shook her head and smiled. "But yeah, makes me kinda happy I only got a hair cut."
"And a tattoo." She mumbled as she started walking back to the car. Dean glanced over at her and ran to catch up. "You fast snail mail!"
"What did you say?"
"Huh?" She asked as she tilted her head to the side and looked at him.
"You look cute when you're confused." He told her with a smile before kissing her. "But what did you say before you walked away?"
"I asked if you wanted to go to a bar, get so trashed that we can't even walk straight, rent a motel room for old times sake and not leave said room for roughly sixty hours." She said with a smile as she got into the car. Dean was just staring at her. "You see a rat or something?"
"Not funny and do you really want to do that?" He asked as he got in. She turned to him and just shrugged. "I mean if you want, I'm game. I'm sure I can think of some things that can keep us busy for that long."
"Me to and they all involve no clothing and hand cuffs. One might even include whipped cream and strawberries. Not sure on that one yet." Akina said as she rubbed her chin and grinned. "You know that Uncle Todds is open till three."
"Then Uncle Todds here we come!"
A/N Uncle Todds is the name of a bar where they live. Don't think I ever mentioned it before, but oh well. If it looks like I really didn't try with this one, I kinda didn't. I admit it, but I have good reasons for that. My moms uncle is dying of cancer and he doesn't have a whole lot of time left so it's been a little depressing around here for the past few weeks. Theres the reason I haven't been updating and I'm sorry for that. Let me know what you think though. I tried to make it funny, but I think I failed big time. Eh, it helped me out. Even if you hated it, let me know. Just be honest. Thanks and have a nice day! Or night or whatever it might be where you are.