A/N: Just a conversation piece – why? – Because I'm a weirdo. I'll upload a short piece that accompanies this if I get a good response. It's all about Sora lovin'. But you'll have to read through to find out what I mean by that.

"It has come to my attention that in many stories, I am a seme. But that's beside the point. The point is, is that Kingdom Hearts fans have reached a new low."

"I wouldn't say that if I were you Riku…"

"And why the hell not?"

"Well . . . they're everywhere . . ."

"No they're – holy shit there's one outside my window!"

"Eek! Shoot it, shoot it! Shoot it goddamn it!"



"Thank god."

"It got drool and blood on the windows."

"Oh freaking hell . . . I just cleaned them yesterday!"

"I see brains too."



"Fine then."

"Now, back to what I was saying. They-"


"What, Kairi?"

"What are you going to do with the body?"

"I don't know. I'll give it to Ansem or something . . . He needs one."

"Oh. Okay."

"Anyway. What's with the Sora Roxas pairing?"

"It's hot. That's what it is."

"Kairi that's - . . ."



"Why not?"

"Because it's like loving yourself! But to the extreme depths of hell wrong!"

"What's wrong with that?"

"It's disturbing, that's what?"

"So what? Sora usually loves himself every night around nine o'clock."

" . . . Kairi?"

"Yes Riku?"

"Go Die."