This is my first songfic! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: You already know I'm not Kishimoto, so why bother?

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Sakura couldn't think straight. Sasuke was her boyfriend for three years, and he does this to her? Downing her sake in a gulp, she slammed down the shotglass like it was made of stone and not cheap glass. Naruto flinched. As the bartender and best friend, he probably shouldn't have told her about Sasuke and Ino. Then again, the bastard had it coming…

Speak of the devil.

Right now, he's probably slow dancing

With some beach-blonde tramp

And she's probably getting frisky…

Sasuke entered, just a second after Sakura had left. He had Ino with him, and she was practically hanging all over him like an ill-fitting coat. They danced to the slow, mellow song on the radio, while Gaara, one of the patrons, sang to the lyrics on the karaoke machine. Naruto felt indignance at Sasuke entering the bar like that, just after his girlfriend of three years left.

Right now, he's probably buyin' her

Some fruity little drink 'cause

she can't shoot whiskey…

He bought Ino a mojito, and a sake for himself. Ino, who couldn't handle her sake to save her life, gratefully took the drink. And another. And yet another…

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,

Showin' her how to shoot a combo….

And he don't know…

Sakura was a mess, slightly tipsy, but not too much so, when she noticed Sasuke's Hummer H2 in the parking lot. Smiling deviously, she flicked out her Ford pickup's key.

I dug my key into the side of his

Pretty little souped-up four wheel drive…

Carved my name

Into his leather seat…

She grabbed a baseball bat abandoned there by some children. Swinging it back, she let it crash through the headlights, and taillights. She then took a small knife and cut tiny gashes into the black rubber of the tires.

I took a Louisville slugger

to both headlights…

Slashed a hole in all four tires…

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats…

Sasuke was inside now, watching Ino getting steadily more drunk. She'd even managed to wrestle the microphone away from Gaara and start singing a really bad version of Shania Twain.

Right now, she's probably singin' some

White-trash version of Shania karaoke…

Right now, she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk"…

And he's a thinking he's gonna get lucky…

Sasuke excused himself to the restroom, helping himself to the assortment of colognes set out by Naruto. The guy's fashion sense sucked, but at least he had good taste…

Right now,

He's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth

of that bathroom polo…

And he don't know…

Ino was considerably drunker, swaying violently fore and aft. Sasuke came out and supported her enough to get her into a barstool, where she couldn't hurt herself. He paid, and took her out to his car.

I might've saved a little trouble

For the next girl…

'cause the next time that he cheats

You know it won't be on me…

"What happened to my car?!"

Ohh…not on me…

Sasuke stumbled out, eyes wide with shock and disbelief. Ino clutched the door frame for support. "Sasu-kun?"

Cause I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive…

Carved my name into his leather seat…

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

Slashed a hole in all four tires…

Maybe next time he'll think

Before he cheats…

Sasuke wrenched open the door. There was her name, written tidily and huge on the driver's and passenger's seat.

Ohh…maybe next time he'll think

Before he cheats…

Sasuke's face contorted in fury. Ino looked at him and passed out, still leaning from the door frame.

"Sakura…shit…"

Ohh… Before he cheats…

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This is it! I rather enjoyed writing this… Maybe I should do another one…?

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