Title: Deadly Relationship
Pairing: Suigetsu X Karin (Crack pairing but not as cracky as the last ones)
Summary: Their relationship was like a rat being slowly devoured by a snake. Suigetsu X Karin in 30 sentences. WARNING: CRACK PAIRING! Please R & R!
When Suigetsu first offered it to her, she didn't know what to say. The second time it was offered, she said 'yes'.
He was the hero and she was the damsel in distress...at least, that's what Suigetsu said.
Wherever he ran, she ran with him.
Suigetsu always loved it when Karin's cheeks were tinted red. It made her look cute.
Karin never forgot the first kiss they shared, because that was when Suigetsu accidently bit down on her tongue.
Karin was tougher than any man Suigetsu had ever met and that's just the way he likes it.
Suigetsu's lips were practically touching Karin's ear as he whispered, "Marry me...?"
"You...didn't forget about me...or our promise...did you?" Karin asked, unsure how to react to Suigetsu's answer. Suigestu just smiled at her and replied, "Of course not..."
Suigetsu loved it when Karin laughed. He just couldn't get enough of it.
"I really want to fuck you right now..." Karin had said once as she and Suigetsu had coffee together. Too bad for Suigetsu because he can easily indicate sarcasm.
He was breaking her heart...and he knew it.
When Suigetsu began to share his dumplings with Sasuke, Karin began to feel somewhat jealous.
Karin placed her blade near Suigestu's head and boasted, "That's 40-10! Give it up, Suigestu!"
Karin wondered if her attraction to Suigetsu was love...or lust?
Suigetsu swung the small jewel over Karin's head and asked, "If you want this, all you have to do is kiss me..."
On the day of their wedding, no one but a small dog they named 'Baku' came.
Suigetsu winced as Karin's hot breath pressed against his skin.
The motions they made in battle were quick and percise; it was like having perfect sex.
Was it wrong to feel this way for a man who is barely human? Karin wasn't sure if she wanted to know the answer.
Suigetsu stared into Karin's deep blue eyes and said only one word: "Hey."
"DAMMIT, SUIGETSU, PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
"I need you," Suigetsu whispered as he pushed Karin up against the wall. He pressed his lips against hers and moved his hand up her shirt.
Karin always loved to give Suigetsu's butt a little squeeze, much to the water nin's annoyance.
Although Karin offered Sasuke much, there was one thing she would never truly give him. It was her love.
"Hold on! You're...you're pregnant?!"
Suigetsu wanted power. So much power that Karin will never be harmed by anyone or anything ever again.
"I think we should name him 'Suigestu Jr'!" "...You've got to be kidding me."
When they had sex, Suigetsu always tried to be gentle, unless Karin practically begged him not to be.
As she drew her last breath, Suigetsu smiled at her and replied, "Good night, Karin. I'll see you in hell!"