Title: Deadly Relationship

Genre: Romance/General

Rating: T

Pairing: Suigetsu X Karin (Crack pairing but not as cracky as the last ones)

Summary: Their relationship was like a rat being slowly devoured by a snake. Suigetsu X Karin in 30 sentences. WARNING: CRACK PAIRING! Please R & R!

1. Ring

When Suigetsu first offered it to her, she didn't know what to say. The second time it was offered, she said 'yes'.

2. Hero

He was the hero and she was the damsel in distress...at least, that's what Suigetsu said.

3. Run

Wherever he ran, she ran with him.

4. Red

Suigetsu always loved it when Karin's cheeks were tinted red. It made her look cute.

5. Kiss

Karin never forgot the first kiss they shared, because that was when Suigetsu accidently bit down on her tongue.

6. Tough

Karin was tougher than any man Suigetsu had ever met and that's just the way he likes it.

7. Whisper

Suigetsu's lips were practically touching Karin's ear as he whispered, "Marry me...?"

8. Forgotten

"You...didn't forget about me...or our promise...did you?" Karin asked, unsure how to react to Suigetsu's answer. Suigestu just smiled at her and replied, "Of course not..."

9. Laugh

Suigetsu loved it when Karin laughed. He just couldn't get enough of it.

10. Sarcasm

"I really want to fuck you right now..." Karin had said once as she and Suigetsu had coffee together. Too bad for Suigetsu because he can easily indicate sarcasm.

11. Breaking

He was breaking her heart...and he knew it.

12. Share

When Suigetsu began to share his dumplings with Sasuke, Karin began to feel somewhat jealous.

13. Defeat

Karin placed her blade near Suigestu's head and boasted, "That's 40-10! Give it up, Suigestu!"

14. Lust

Karin wondered if her attraction to Suigetsu was love...or lust?

15. Diamond

Suigetsu swung the small jewel over Karin's head and asked, "If you want this, all you have to do is kiss me..."

16. Wedding

On the day of their wedding, no one but a small dog they named 'Baku' came.

17. Breath

Suigetsu winced as Karin's hot breath pressed against his skin.

18. Motion

The motions they made in battle were quick and percise; it was like having perfect sex.

19. Wrong

Was it wrong to feel this way for a man who is barely human? Karin wasn't sure if she wanted to know the answer.

20. One

Suigetsu stared into Karin's deep blue eyes and said only one word: "Hey."

21. Attention


22. Need

"I need you," Suigetsu whispered as he pushed Karin up against the wall. He pressed his lips against hers and moved his hand up her shirt.

23. Touch

Karin always loved to give Suigetsu's butt a little squeeze, much to the water nin's annoyance.

24. Give

Although Karin offered Sasuke much, there was one thing she would never truly give him. It was her love.

25. Mother

"Suigetsu...I'm pregnant."

26. Father

"Hold on! You're...you're pregnant?!"

27. Power

Suigetsu wanted power. So much power that Karin will never be harmed by anyone or anything ever again.

28. Child

"I think we should name him 'Suigestu Jr'!" "...You've got to be kidding me."

29. Gentle

When they had sex, Suigetsu always tried to be gentle, unless Karin practically begged him not to be.

30. Last

As she drew her last breath, Suigetsu smiled at her and replied, "Good night, Karin. I'll see you in hell!"