Okay I don't own Naruto or any other characters, unfortunately. But I do own…something.
XXX means breaks
Chapter 1: The Date
"Yes, yes, yes!" Temari jumped, doing a happy dance.
"What?" Gaara asked. All he knew was that the phone rang, Temari talked on it for about and hour and now she was dancing retarded.
"Shikamaru asked me out!" she screeched.
"Really? Oh my god!" Kankuro imitated her.
Kankuro went into the kitchen and grabbed something to eat.
"I should get ready," Temari said going into her room.
"Temari stop singing. You're hurting my ears," Gaara growled.
"Gaara lighten up!"
"I'll kill him."
"I'm going to change silently now," she said closing her door.
"Temari quiet? That's a first," Kankuro smirked.
"Shut up!" a voice said from upstairs.
"She couldn't even last two seconds."
"Okay," Temari chimed, "How do I look?"
Kankuro started choking on his chicken he was eating and Gaara just glared.
"What? To much?" she asked. She wore a black micro mini dress and knee high stiletto boots with a black choker around her neck.
"Let me put it to you this way sis. You look like a hooker," Kankuro told her.
"Take it off," Gaara replied.
"In your room."
Kankuro's face shrewd up, "Mental image! Ugg, thanks Gaara."
Temari came back out with a black ruffle min skirt and a purple halter top. She wore black heels and still had the choker on.
"Better?" she asked.
"Yes," the brothers replied in unison.
"What time is he picking you up?" Gaara asked.
"About an hour."
Kankuro smiled mischievously, "I can set up about eight traps."
"Well I could."
Gaara sat on the couch, flipping the channels on the TV until he was ruefully interrupted by purple man.
"What if we spy on them?" Kankuro suggested.
"Temari and Shikamaru."
"She'd kill you."
"What time is it?" Temari asked.
Gaara sighed, "You still have about 50 minutes."
"She's in a hurry," Kankuro observed.
Gaara smirked, "Who wouldn't be in a rush to get away from you."
"Brat," Kankuro mumbled.
"Whatever. I'm going to spy on them. What if he tries to hurt her?"
"Someone hurt Temari? Please. Now you on the other hand."
"Stop!" Temari shouted.
"Go away Kankuro," Gaara started, "Why don't you eat or something."
Kankuro growled and walked away. He went to his room and started to build a puppet that would defeat sand!
Temari walked over by Gaara.
"You still have 40 minutes."
Temari ran to get the door.
"Hi Shikamaru!" she gushed when she opened the door.
He wore black jeans and a green top.
"Hey Gaara," Shikamaru said.
"Let me go get my purse," Temari replied running to her room.
Gaara looked right at him, "Let's talk Shika. Is it alright if I call you Shika? Doesn't matter. Look, hurt her and I'll kill you. Touch her and I'll kill you. Be nice to her or I'll kill you. I'll always be watching you. Always be afraid."
"Okay, I'm ready to go," Temari said.
"Shikamaru I want to talk to you," Kankuro called coming from his room.
"Shut up," Temari hissed.
"Hurt my sister and I'll- OW!"
Temari hurled a punch at Kankuro. He fell flat on the ground.
"Bye, guys!" she yelled and left.
Gaara stared blankly at Kankuro.
"Your too late. I already gave him the riot act," Gaara told him.
"Uuhhh," Kankuro whined, "So do you want to come with me to spy on them?"
"She'll kill you. As much as that would be entertaining I don't want blood on her hands."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"it means no."
Kankuro got this crazy look on his face. He started to think; a first.
"What if he tries to pull something on her or worse? What if she tries to make a move? He asked.
Gaara stared at him, "I hate you."
"I'm taking that as a yes."