A/N This is going to be part of a new series called How Do You Eat Your Oreo Cookies? Read and Review.
Disclaimer: I don't own the information based on how you eat your Oreo cookies it is taken from a quiz and I don't own the characters.
"Hey, Lils how do you eat your Oreo cookie?" Sirius screeched from Lily and James's living room where he was sitting with Remus and James taking a quiz in some muggle magazine Lily subscribed to, called How Do You Eat Your Oreo Cookie?
"You've woken up Harry." Lily scolded as she came through the room and up the stairs as a cry rang through the house. She came down five minutes later with a happy looking baby Harry who she had given an Oreo to. "I dunk them." She answered.
"Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction." Remus recited.
"Ooo. Look at Harry." Sirius said pointing. Harry was eating his cookie by twisting it apart and eating the inside and then the cookie.
"That's how James eats his cookies."
"What does it mean, Remmie?" James asked after cheerfully pointing out how Harry was going be just like him.
"You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior."
"Yes, that is definitely you Prongs!" Remus exclaimed.
"I resent that."
"You resemble that."
"Well then let's just see what yours says."
"No. I will not let my little boy be your junior Marauder!" Lily said hysterically holding Harry closer to her. The Marauders dutifully ignored her and read off Remus's description. He ate his slowly and methodically.
"You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit." Sirius read gleefully after snatching the magazine from Remus.
"Which is why when we were still at Hogwarts he would always have to check his homework three times exactly." James put in.
"Ha-ha. Let's just see what yours says Sirius." Sirius didn't respond he had taken Harry from Lily and was currently letting him play with his wand.
"How does Sirius eat his cookies?" Lily asked.
"He eats the whole thing at once." James answered.
"It's really quite gross." Remus added.
"This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children."
"SIRIUS? What are you doing?! Give me Harry!" Lily screeched turning around to se Sirius showing Harry how to levitate the cookie jar.
"This quiz may have some merit." Remus said as he watched Lily chase Sirius around the house.
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK!"
"That settles it, Padfoot there's no way Lily's going to trust you with Harry now." James said with a laugh as he watched Lily first grab Harry from his friend and then proceed to hit him repeatedly with her wand.
A/N Review! And let me know who you want next chapter the Malfoys, the teachers, the death eaters, the Weasleys, or anyone else you can think of. I'm going to do most people probably. But you can tell me who you want next.