Disclaimer: Don't own Bones...kinda wish I did (she's...wow!...and Bones...mmm...okay, back to reality) So yeah, not mine, never was, never will be. etc etc etc

Rating: T...implies lots of things...

This is...yeah, just popped into my head tonight...completely random...thingy

Brennan stared at the objects in horror, before turning her gaze to meet Booth's.

"No." She firmly stated, crossing her arms across her chest.

"Bones…" Booth responded evenly

"Booth…." Her agitation clearly showing in her tone of voice

"You promised."

"I know I did, I just didn't expect that promise to involve…" she waved her arms frantically over the objects, "this!"

"It'll be fun Bones!" Booth replied as he picked up one of the objects and waved it in front of her.

"No." she stated again as she glowered back into Booth's puppy dog eyes.

"Please?" Booth…well, whined back.

"If it means that much to you Booth, I'll wear the damned thing!" Brennan replied as she snatched the larger object off the bed and stalked into the bedroom to change.

Muttering angrily to herself as she pulled the object on, "Booth, the things I do for you!" she called through the door as she adjusted the object, tugging it into place.

Throwing the door open she smiled at Booth as she sashayed towards him, reveling in the feel of the object against her skin. Coming to a stop before Booth, she smiled down at him as he opened his mouth…once…twice…three times, before sound finally came out.

"Holy Heck Bones, we need to get married more often!"

-shrugs- go figure...just popped into my head and wrote itself...random eh?