Frodo ate Fritos in the for bidden forest with funny faced frolicking fairies.
Frodo fancies the funny faced frolicking fairies more than the farting fairies, for their flatulence is a fume that freezes Frodo from going forward.
Furthermore, Frodo fancies the funny faced frolicking fairies over the fuzzy fairies for they flaunt their fluffiness.
Fortunately, Frodo never fraternizes with his fairy friends.
Form a figment in your mind of how freaky those Frabbits faces and figures would look.
(Caution: forming this figment can cause frequent fits of fright, forming this is not recommended for children or those with weak stomachs)
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