The Hilariously Random Adventures of Cloud and Leon
The First Episode
Yuki: Hello every one this is Yuki. The maker of this series. Here are the stars of the show Cloud and Leon.
(Both say it in a very bored tone.)
Yuki: Could you two show some more enthusiasm please. This is the first episode. You should be happy!
Leon: We should be happy about you blackmailing us to appear on the show?
Cloud: Not to mention you promised to result to killing us if we didn't agree.
Yuki: I didn't threaten your lives.
Cloud: You held a friggin' knife to our throats!
Yuki: Well acting is a cut throat business.
Cloud: Not literally!
Yuki: Says you.
Leon: (glaring at Yuki) I really hate you.
Yuki: I love you too Leon -. Now we really need to start the first episode.
Leon: I thought we all ready did.
Yuki: Nope. If you read your scripts it will read that you two are first hiding in a closet from a bunch of my fans. Mostly fangirls because it just so happens that my two main characters are really hot. Now on with it my lackeys!
Leon and Cloud: Why us? Please god tell us why we're stuck with an insane author?!
Yuki: Because Karma's a bitch, literally.
Yuki: Now begin! (Insert evil and maniacal laughter.)
Cloud: Leon I'm scared.
Leon: Me too Cloud, me too.
Cloud: mostly because she's insane.
Leon: For me it's that stupid laugh.
Yuki: (pout) Meanies.