The Limericks of NCIS
There once was a guy named DiNozzo,
Who for three years behaved like a bozo,
But in year number four
He matured some for sure
And with that his appeal truly rose, no?
When super-spy Ziva arrived,
From Moussad her position derived;
She possessed super powers,
That she bragged on for hours,
Making some wish that Kate had survived.
Gibbs got blown up and retired,
But came back and then got rehired;
Though we're glad he's not dead,
He needs a smack in the head,
Cuz that 'I didn't quit' thing is tired.
Abby, the Goth, runs the lab,
Through forensics, any bad guy she'll nab;
Though she's easily roiled,
And a little bit spoiled,
Gibbs will cover her many-Caff-Pow tab.
McGee's book was an overnight hit,
His stories are now popular lit;
But his team's not amused
About their traits being used;
So Deep Six has left him in deep shit.
Ducky's the wizened old sage,
Who is younger, it seems, than his age;
Some find him boring,
His tales worth ignoring,
But he truly belongs on the stage.
Jenny's the boss, you can see,
She came on during season #3;
No more flashbacks we've got
Ever since our new plot
Is how she's related to La Grenouille.
Palmer and Lee risk their necks
Finding interesting places for sex;
If one day someone finds
Traces they've left behind,
Their reputations will truly be wrecks.
This group makes up our NCIS
How the season will end is a guess;
But we watch and are loyal
As plots continue to boil
Every Tuesday night on CBS!