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All of the constants were nervouse about their performances. Sakura was first, then Hinata, Naruto, Kiba, Ino and Shikamaru, Tenten and Neji, Lee, Sasuke, Shino, a girl named Temari, a boy named Gaara, and Chouji.

"Welcome to the Konoha High Talent Show..." Gai said, but he was restraining the last part. He gave up and finished "...OF YOUTH!" everyone sweatdropped and fell anime style. After that was over with, the show went on.

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"First up is Sakura Haruno" Gai said. "YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Sakura sweatdropped and started to sing.

Ohohoh ohohoh

Ohohoh ohohoh-vengaboys are back in town

Ohohoh ohohoh

Ohohoh ohohoh

Ohohoh ohohoh

Ohohoh ohohoh

If youre alone and you need a friend

Someone to make you forget your problems

Just come along baby take my hand

I need a lover tonight

Ohohoh ohohoh-this is what I want to do
Ohohoh ohohoh-lets have some fun

Ohohoh ohohoh-one on one just me and you

Ohohoh ohohoh

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Lets spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Lets spend the night together
Together in my room

Ohohoh ohohoh-everybody get on down

Ohohoh ohohoh-vengaboys are back in town

Ohohoh ohohoh-this is what I wanna do

Ohohoh ohohoh-lets have some fun

Ohohoh ohohoh-one on one just me and you

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Lets spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Lets spend the night together
Together in my room

Ohohoh ohohoh
Ohohoh ohohoh
Ohohoh ohohoh
Ohohoh ohohoh
Ohohoh ohohoh

Everyone cheered and applauded for the new girl. As the song ended, all the guys were blushing at the song.

"Alright children, our next performer is Hinata Hyuuga" he announced. everyone sighed in relief because he didn't say 'youth'.

After all you put me through
Youd think Id despise you
But in the end I want to thank you
Because you made me that much stronger

When i, thought I knew you
Thinking, that you were true
I guess i, I couldnt trust
Called your bluff, time is up
cause Ive had enough
You were, there by my side
Always, down for the ride
But your, joy ride just came down in flames
cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm

After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, youre wrong
cause if it wasnt for all that you tried to do
I wanna know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you

cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohhhh, ohh-yeah ah uhhhuh

Never, saw it coming
All of, your backstabbing
Just so, you could cash in
On a good thing before I realized your game
I heard, youre going around
Playing the victim now
But dont, even begin
Feeling Im the one to blame
cause you dug your own grave

After all of the fights and the lies
Yes you wanted to harm me but that wont work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, its over
cause if it wasnt for all of your torture
I wouldnt know how to be this way now, and never back down
So I wanna say thank you

cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust so cruel
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in dnial
But in the end youll see
You-wont-stop-me

I am a fighter and i
I aint goin stop
There is no turning back
Ive had enough

cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Everyone was in shock for a good 3 minutes until Hinata spoke up "u-um, w-was I not good?" Just then, every one was going wild. "Good Job Hinata. Our next performance is a duet with Ino Yamanaka and Shikamaru Nara"

What you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
I'mma get-get-get-get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump my hump, my hump my hump my hump.
My hump my hump my hump. My lovely little lumps.
Check it out…

I drive these brothers crazy; I do it on the day
Look, they treat me really nicely; they buy me all these ices:
Dolce and Gabbana, Vinny and Nedonna.
Caring, they be sharing all their money, got me wearing fly
Brother I ain't asking, they say they love my ass and
"Seven jeans" to "religion", I say no but they keep giving
So I keep on taking, and no I ain't taking,
We can keep on dating, I keep on demonstrating my love.
My love my love my love. You love my lady lumps.
My hump my hump my hump. My humps, they got you…

She's got me spending…(ooh)
Spending all your money on me, and spending time on me
On, on me, on me.


What you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
I'mma get-get-get-get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?
I'mma make-make-make-make you scream, make you scream make you scream!
Cuz of my hump, my hump my hump my hump,
My hump my hump my hump, my lovely lady lumps.
Check it out…

I met a girl down at the disco, she said:
"Hey, hey-hey yeh let's go. I could be your baby; you could be my honey, let's spend time, not money" and:
"Mix your milk with my cocoa, puh - milky, milky cocoa, mix your milk with my cocoa, huh - milky, milky right…"
They say I'm really sexy. Them boys, they wanna sex me,
They always standing next to me, always dancing next to me.
Trying to feel my hump, hump, looking at my lump, lump,
You can look but you can't touch it, if you touch it
I'mma start some drama, you don't want no drama.
Nono drama, nononono drama.
So don't pull on my hand boy, you ain't my man boy
I'm just trying to dance boy, and move my hump, my hump,
My hump my hump my hump, my hump my hump my hump,
My hump my hump my hump, my lovely lady lumps,
My lovely lady lumps, my lovely lady lumps,
In the back and in the front, my loving got you…

She's got me spending…(ooh)
Spending all your money on me, and spending time on me
On, on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
I'mma get-get-get-get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?
I'mma make-make-make-make you scream, make you scream make you scream!
What you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
I'mma get-get-get-get you drunk, get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do with all that breast, all that breast inside that shirt?
I'mma make-make-make-make you work, make you work-work, make you work.

She's got me spending…(ooh)
Spending all your money on me, and spending time on me
On, on me, on me.

The whole gym was quiet because they surprised that Shikamaru could sing, not so much for Ino. "Well, let's bring out a boy, Naruto, get up here"

Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again
We are so far from you.

Burning on just like a match you strike to incinerate.
The lives of everyone you know
And what's the worst you take, from every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stain.
Well I've been holding on tonight

What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And what's the worst you take, from every heart you break.
And like a blade you stain.
Well I've been holding on tonight.

What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then,
We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.

What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Naruto was usually a fun-loving kind of person, but when he sang that song, everyone knew what he went through. "That was so sad! Well, anyway, next up is Temari"

Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody what chu here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me!

Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
make you fall, real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met her at all!

And when she walks she walks with passion
when she talks, she talks like she can handle it
when she asks for something boy she means it
even if you never ever seen it
everybody get your necks to crack around
all you crazy people come on jump around
you doing anything to keep her by your side
because, she said she love you, love you long time!

Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
make you fall, real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met her at all!

Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
make you fall, real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met her at all!

Never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!

People were sure that that was gonna be hard to beat. "Time for my yo-" Gai didn't get a chance to finish because Anko struck him with a bat. "Lee is up next" Anko finished then dragged Gai away.

Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

Sakura now knew that Lee wasn't kidding when he said he would protect her with his life. "Next is Kiba" Kakashi said lazily,

Who let the dogs out
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
And everybody havin' a ball Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" Yippie Yi Yo
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof

I'm gonna tell Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
To any girls calling them canine Yippie, Yi, Yo
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" Yippie Yi, Yo
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind Yippie, Yi, Yo
Her bone runs out now

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out woof, woof, woof, woof


It isn't surprising that he would sig a song about dogs. "Tenten and Neji Hyuuga are singing next"

How can you see into my eyes
Like open doors?
Lading you down into my core,
Where I've become so numb.

Without a soul,
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold,
Until you find it there and lead it back
Home.

Wake me up
Wake me up inside.
I can't wake up
Wake me up inside.
Save me
Call my name and save me from the dark.
Wake me up
Bid my blood to run.
I can't wake up
Before I come undone.
Save me
Save me from the nothing I've become.

Now that I know what I'm without,
You can't just leave me.
Breathe into me and make me real.
Bring me to life.

Wake me up

Wake me up inside.
I can't wake up
Wake me up inside.
Save me
Call my name and save me from the dark.
Wake me up
Bid my blood to run.
I can't wake up
Before I come undone.
Save me
Save me from the nothing I've become.

Bring me to life.
I've been living a lie.
There's nothing inside
Bring me to life.

Frozen inside without your touch,
Without your love, darling.
Only you are the life among the dead.

All of this sight,
I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark
but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a 1000 years it seems.
I've got to open my eyes to everything.
Without a thought
Without a voice
Without a soul
Don't let me die here.
There must be something more
Bring me to life.

Wake me up
Wake me up inside.
I can't wake up
Wake me up inside.
Save me
Call my name and save me from the dark.
Wake me up
Bid my blood to run..

Bring me to life.
I can't wake up
Before I come undone.
Save me
Save me from the nothing I've become
I've been living a lie. There's nothing inside
Bring me to life

"Sasuke and Shino's next" Asuma stated simply

I'm gonna make you bend and break
It sends you to me without wait
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
Let the good times roll, let the good times roll
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
And this crystal ball
It's always cloudy except for
When you look into the past
look into the past
One night stand one night stand off

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

One night and one more time One more night, one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
One more night, one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

"We've just recieved notice saying that Chouji has withdrawn from the compitition. So our last contestant is Gaara" Kurenai said.

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone

Read between the lines of what's
Fucked up and every thing's all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a..

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me
Till then I walk alone
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Well, as I promised, a longer chapter. O.k, Boom Boom Boom Boom by Venga boys, Fighter by Christina Aguilara, My Humps by Black Eyed Peas, Helena by My Chemical Romance, Thanks For The Memories by Fall Out Boy, Suger We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy, Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men, Boulivard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day, and Wake Me Up Inside by Evanescence are not mine.

Who do you think will win?

Sakura

Hinata

Naruto

Gaara

Kiba

Ino, Shikamaru

Tenten, Neji

Sasuke, Shino

Lee

Temari R&R