DISCLAIMER: I do not own any part of Friends or the song. Some events that take place in this songfic may be made up; actually, a lot of it probably is. If they are made up, it is to show things that relate to the song, if you know what I mean.

Song is If We Were a Movie by Miley Cyrus.


Uh, oh, there you go again, talkin' cinematic…

Yeah you, you're charming, got everybody star struck…

"How ya doing?" Joey Tribuanni asked while nodding to almost everyone in Central Perk.

"Joey, do you always have to do that?" his friend Phoebe Bouffet asked.

"Oh, c'mon Pheebs," Joey answered. "You know it's my signature trademark." He gave her a small wink.

She blushed. She seemed to be doing that a lot lately.

I know, how you always seem to go

For the obvious

Instead of me

"Umm, yeah, so, Pheebs, this is Mike," Joey said, introducing some guy he had just met to Phoebe.

"Mike is it?" Phoebe asked, extending her hand as Mike shook it.

"Yeah," Mike replied, smiling at her.

"Well, nice to meet you."

Joey watched the pair with a wistful sigh. There was just something about Phoebe that made her seem different nowadays.

But get a ticket and you'll see

"Ready Pheebs?" Joey inquired. "Everybody else?"

"Sure," came the chorus of replies as Joey and Phoebe, Ross and Rachel, and Monica and Chandler stepped out onto the red carpet for Joey's big movie premiere.

If we were a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend

That you'd fall in love with in the end

We'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

Show the names

Play the happy song

"Hey Joey?" Phoebe asked.

"Yeah?"

"I was wondering…"

"Mmm?"

"Never mind."

Yeah, yeah, when you call me I can hear it in your voice

Oh sure, want to see me and tell me all about her

"So, you have any plans today, Joey? Want to catch a movie or something?"

"Sorry Pheebs. I have a hot date. This girl's incredible; she knows five languages, can run a mile in under eight minutes, swim about fifteen laps in half an hour…"

"Uh huh," Pheebs cut in with a slight nod and small frown for a reason she knew not.

Lala, I'll be acting through my tears

I guess you'll never know

That I should win

An Oscar for this scene I'm in

"And the Oscar for the year's best World War I film is…Joey Tribuanni!"

Claps and cheers were heard from the audience as a beaming Joey took his place at the podium and accepted his award.

"Thank you, thank you. I'm so honored. I'd like to thank my agent Estelle, my best friends Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Ross…"

If we were a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend

That you'd fall in love with in the end

We'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

Show the names

Play the happy song

"I made a snowman the other day/ It was white and lean/ I didn't know/ Inside the house/ My mom was getting ready to scream…La la la, la la la, la la la la la…" Phoebe sang.

Joey watched her intently. He'd always liked her voice, but he hadn't ever fully paid attention to it until very recently. He actually had been noticing a lot more of Phoebe, like how her eyes sparkled every time she laughed or how beautiful her hair was.

What is wrong with me? Joey asked himself. These feelings seem the same as when I was crushing on Rachel…I'm not crushing on Phoebe now, am I? I can't be! She's a really close friend…it can't get awkward like it did with Rachel. I won't allow it.

Wish I could tell you there's a twist

Some kind of hero in disguise

And we're together it's for real, now playing

Wish I could tell you there's a kiss

"Joey?"

"Yeah?"

"Umm…I have something for you." Phoebe leaned in and kissed Joey's mouth quickly. Then she straightened back up.

"Sorry Joey, I don't know what I was thinking."

"No, it's fine…in fact, I think you need a little bit more," Joey answered as he leaned in. Their mouths connected and Phoebe could feel the fireworks.

"Pheobe?"

"Yeah?"

"PHEOBE?"

"Oh, huh, what Joey?" Pheobe inquired, breaking away from her thoughts.

Like something more than in my mind I see it

Could be amazing

If we were a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend

That you'd fall in love with in the end

We'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

Show the names

Play the happy song

"Pheobe, I have something to confess."

"I do too, Joey."

"Okay, you go first."

"Or you can."

"Why don't we both say it?"

"Okay."

"I love you," they blurted out at the same time. The sun was setting and a grinning Pheobe and Joey sat staring into each other's eyes, watching it.

If we were a movie

You'd be the right guy

And I'd be the best friend

That you'd fall in love with in the end

We'd be laughing

Watching the sunset

Fade to black

Show the names

Play the happy song.


Hope you enjoyed it.

Long live Phoey:)

Luv,

April Dawn