DISCLAIMER: I do not own any part of Friends or this song. If I did, I would be a millionaire hanging out with the stars instead of staying up 'til 12 am writing fics about 'em.

Song is the Friends theme song, I'll Be There For You by the Rembrandts. BTW, the lyrics may not be completely accurate, but hopefully it's close to correct. Also, some events may be made up or different speech used than what it was on the show, but events go with song.

Songfic has already been used this way kind of, because of the pics on the theme song, but whatever. And song doesn't have the full lyrics, 'cuz it'd be too long LOL.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

"Ross, I'm pregnant," Rachel Green said to Ross Gellar.

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA

"How do I know being a masseuse will be a steady career?" Pheobe Bouffet asked.

"Yeah, well, how do I get money? I can't get a role," responded Joey Tribuanni.

"That's nothing. I haven't had 'sexual intercourse' in forever. Maybe even never," Günter the coffeehouse guy told them as he gave them their muffins.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear

But when it hasn't been your day, you week, your month or even your year

"So I had a problem that I told Joey," Ross said to his sister Monica Gellar Bing and friends Chandler Bing and Phoebe. "I hadn't had sex in six months, so he told me a way that might work. I tried it, but it didn't, so Joey told me to tape myself to see what I was doing wrong. That's when Rachel came in. I forgot about the video camera, and that is the only reason why I taped us doing…you know…"

I'll be there for you

"Listen, Rach," Ross said. "I'll be there throughout this whole thing, okay? It's my kid, too."

When the rain starts to fall

Ross and Rachel stood outside the coffeehouse and kissed in the pouring rain.

I'll be there for you

"Always and forever," Chandler said. "I love you, Monica."

"I love you too," Monica said as she smiled at her husband.

Like I've been there before

"Come on Rach, push!" Ross told her.


"Push!" Ross insisted.

I'll be there for you

"Listen Mike," Joey said to Phoebe's fiancé Mike. "If you do anything to hurt Phoebe, I will come after you."

'Cuz you're there for me too

"Group hug!"

Ross, Rachel, their daughter Emma, Monica, Chandler, Monica and Chandler's children Jack and Erica, Phoebe and Joey all embraced in a celebration of their friendship.

I'm done.

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April Dawn