Disclaimer: I don't now nor am I ever going to own Twilight. Ok get it got it good!
A/N: This is totally random because I'm bored sorry if you don't like it.
"Edward what movie do you want to watch?"
"Alice I picked last week you pick this time I'm out of ideas."
"Well, how about we watch…..hmmm…….Freaky Friday?"
"Alice that movie is dumb that could never happen, a girl switching places with her mother all because of a fortune cookie? I mean come on that's just stupid."
"Well how about Wizard of Oz?"
"Ok I guess that's better at least it's a classic and not some dumb remake or even worse a sequel. I'm officially over sequels unless it's absolutely necessary otherwise they ruin the whole story it's just a waste of money and effort."
"Is your rant about sequels over?"
"Yes why do you for some odd reason like sequels?"
"Some sequels aren't bad and you know that but for the most part no I do not like sequels."
"Ok well let's watch the movie."
Ugh how is it that she knows every word to this movie this is so annoying. She's not even saying it out loud at least then I could tell her to shut up. But no she has to say it in her head. And sing along this is just torture. I knew I should have gone paint balling with Emmett and Jasper. But know I stayed around the house incase something went wrong and Bella called. Well no offense to Bella but because of her I'm sitting here going insane!
Oh how I love this movie it truly is one of my favorites. Honestly because I love seeing the look on Edward's face when I say every word including songs in my head. That must really annoy him but oh wait it's my favorite part.
If I were King of the Forest,
Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest,
Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing -
If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would show respect to me.
The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash,
I would show compash
for every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
"HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO ANNOYING??? HUH ALICE HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?"
"Why Edward what is the matter?"
"Don't you act all sweet you know exactly what the matter is. You are driving me insane. How is it that you know every word how many times have you seen this thing any ways?"
"Only a couple but why are you so annoyed I wasn't saying anything out loud."
"YOU KNOW WHY BUT INCASE YOU WEREN'T SURE I CAN READ MINDS GOD DAMMIT!"
"No need to get feisty geeze I'm sorry ok?"
"No, not ok I'm going over to Bella's I've had enough. At least if she knows every word I can't read her mind. I think that's the only good thing about not being able to read her mind."
A/N: Ok so that was extremely pointless but I was bored and it all just kind of came out so review if you liked it and review if you didn't I love constructive criticism but don't just be plain out mean I don't like that!