"What is your opinion of Kisame-san?"
"Oh, not you, too..." Sakura groaned and shot Zetsu an annoyed glare, which was somewhat wasted considering he wasn't even looking at her. "I never really pictured you guys as matchmakers."
"As well you should not," he said gruffly. A slight pause, and he added in his serene voice, "We are merely curious."
Sighing, Sakura tilted her head back to stare up at the fake sky above them; the genjutsu was perfect, even had all the constellations in place. Thoughtfully, she replied, "I want to have his babies. Twelve of them, with blue skin and pink hair and mismatched eyes."
"About damned time," Zetsu cheered.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Happy April Fool's Day!
XD; Sorry, couldn't resist.
Also! This is the perfect time to point you all towards my Deviantart journal where I'm holding a KisaSaku contest!
ivyadrena. deviantart. com/ journal/17422523/ #comments
(Just remove the spaces.)
First Place - 3 Month DA subscription
Second Place - One color request pic by me
Third Place - One shaded lineart request pic by me
The Deadline is on April 30th, so there's plenty of time to work on your entry (or entries!).