Disclaimer: I own nothing to do with BTVS, Ats, Stargate, X-men, Supernatural, The L-Word, Power Rangers, Bones or NCIS. The title was borrowed from the Jimmy Buffet album 'Beach House on the Moon'.

Note: This will be a series of unconnected drabbles, different fandoms, diffrent pairings. Warning there will be slash, femslash and het.

Fandom: Stargate SG-1.

Warning: Het

The Dawn and Daniel Show:

They were at it again, nose to nose and disagreeing passionately. Jack loved this show, because it was rare anyone could keep up with Daniel, when it came to languages, or get him that infuriated. One day, hopefully soon, they'd realize the sexual tension.

"I don't…"

"Because it's Fyarl you skeptic! I speak Fyarl!"

"There is no such thing! I know if there was!"

"Yes there is! It's right there," Dawn growled, "Don't believe me? I'll call the person who taught me!"

Oh kissing, finally. Jack smiled and turned to Sam, "So who won the pot?"

"You sir."

Jack smirked.