This is small, random, and funny. R & R please! I might write some more.

'Hips dont lie' is booming from the speakers in the living room.

"Oh Sasuke!!" Squealed Naruto as he was being rapidly humped on the couch by the Uchiha.

-Earlier-

The song 'Hips dont lie' started playing so Naruto got up from the couch and started dancing. Sasuke watched him like a horney bastard. "Oh yeah Naruto your hips dont lie!" Sasuke yelled as he jumped on Naruto like choji on a defenseless porkrib.

-Now-

Ino stared at the two from outside the window. "What the hell?!?! Naruto can get some from Sasuke but I cant even get some from the random drag from down the street which remarkably looks like my dad!!"

Sakura came out of nowhere. "Thats because your ugly." Ino flared with rage. "What do you mean im ugly?!?! Your way uglier then I am!!"

"No Im not, Im like 9 Billion times hotter then you are."

"Yeah right! You cant even get one person to say you look 9 bazillion times better then I do!"

Suddenly, a group of people appeared behind Sakura. The group contained, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Gai, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kurenai, Neji, Hiashi, Hinata, Itachi, Kisame, Tsume, Hana, Shikaku, Choza, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, some villagers, and the random drag from down the street.

"Whats that? I couldnt hear you because the pounding footsteps of all the people rushing here was so loud." Sakura said grinning.

"GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!" Ino was in a rage.

"Inos ugly!" Was yelled from inside the house by Naruto.

"You ugly! Yeah, yeah, you ugly!" Said the drag as he danced around.

"SHUT UP RANDOM DRAG THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY DAD!!" Ino yelled pointing a finger at him.

"That is your dad, dumbass." Sakura said.

"Gasp! My secrets been found out! I must run!" Said the drag who turned around and ran away.

Ino started bawling. "This sucks! No one wants me, everyone likes Sakura, Sasuke is with Naruto, my dads a dragqueen, and I have no boobs!"

Tsunade, Sakura, Hinata, Temari, and Gai jumped up in front of the crowd and started dancing. "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like its better then yours, damn right, its better then yours!"

Everyone stared weirdly at Gai. Gai gave them one of his flashy smiles. "This song brings out the youth in peoples hearts and minds! Come Lee! My milkshake!" Lee ran to his side in tears. "Yes, Sensei! My milkshake!" Lee and Gai ran off into the distance.

Ino sighed. "Isnt there anyone who wants me..."

Orochimaru came out of nowhere. "I probably could use you." He snapped his fingers and Ino disappeared in a puff of smoke. "Now I have something to scare those children off with, Im tired of them leaving those pictures which show half my face and half Michael Jacksons. Honestly, I look nothing like him." Then he disappeared.

After that little scene, Sakura noticed that 'Hips dont lie' was still playing. "Come on people!" She said as she started dancing. Soon the rest of the group was joined in.

From a rooftop a pair of binoculars was focused on Sakuras ass. "Hmm. This research is going very well." Chuckled a perverted Sannin.