"So what you're saying is,"
"Your boyfriend is,"
"A veela." Harry finished. Ron looked flabbergasted.
"Has anything changed since his heritage manifested itself?" Hermione put in.
"Well, he's super strong in elemental powers, he's practically addicted to sweets…"
At this point the veela in question sauntered over to Harry.
"Hello love," he purred and nuzzled Harry's cheek. Hermione aww-ed appropriately.
At that moment Ginny pranced by, giving Harry a smoldering look and Draco sniff of disgust. There was a loud pop and Draco turned into an off white, pelican-esque bird.
"And there's that." Harry sighed long-sufferingly. "Third time this week."