Emmett's Views On… The Nintendo Wii

"And what do you want for Christmas Emmett?" Bella teased, leaning into Edward.

"A Nintendo Wii!" Emmett screeched, jumping up and down.

"Good luck with that," Carlisle raised an eyebrow.

"We have more than enough money," Emmett said.

"I meant good luck finding one," Carlisle smirked.

Emmett stopped jumping up and down, "What do you mean?" He asked this slowly.

"I mean that everyone wants them," Carlisle answered even slower. "And they can't find them anywhere."

Emmett's eyes widened in horror, "B-b-but that can't be possible!"

"Sorry, but true Emmett." Edward smirked.

Emmett dropped to his knees, burying his head in his hands. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" He dry-sobbed. "IT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!" He beat the floor with his hands, shaking the house. "IT IS LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!"

Edward stood up, pulling Bella with him. "I think it might be smart to vacate the premises." Bella laughed and followed him out. Lucky Carlisle.

"What's going on?" Alice asked, sashaying into the room.

"Emmett's having a tantrum," Carlisle shrugged.

"Again?" Carlisle nodded. "What over this time?"

Carlisle opened his mouth to answer, but then Emmett wailed. "I WON'T GET A Wii! THAT'S ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS! I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIPPOS, RHINOS, OR YOU!!!" He lay on the floor, becoming still.

"How long do you think it will take him to recover?" Alice whispered.

"5… 4… 3… 2… 1," Carlisle smiled.

Emmet jumped up. "Rosalie! I'm bored!"

Emmett stared at the small box-shaped present suspiciously. "What is this?" He picked it up, and frowned. "It's way too light to be what I wanted it to be." He pouted, and set it aside.

Edward walked into the room, pulling Bella along. "Merry Christmas everyone!" She said happily.

"Very bad Christmas," Emmett grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest.

"What's wrong Emmett?" Bella asked, trying to stop her laughing.

"I didn't get a Wii," He said. "SANTA HAS DISAPOINTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!" Bella picked up the gift next to him, and slowly unwrapped it.

"Um, Emmett?" She said, raising an eyebrow.

She handed him the gift, Emmett took one look and cried. "NOW I'M HALLUCINATING! IT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE FOR A VAMPIRE TO HALLUCINATE!" Then he sat up, and examined what Bella was holding. "A Wii! SANTA HAS NOT FAILED ME!" After that, he ran from the room to set it up.

Bella looked to Edward, "Does this happen every year?"

Edward sighed, clearly exasperated. "More or less."

Bella grinned, "I knew something had to make Christmas interesting year after year."

"EDWARD!!!! I NEED HELP!!!!" They heard Emmett scream.

"And that happens every year also," Alice laughed.

"And what follows after always follows," Esme smirked.


A/N- hee, hee. I think I'll write a series of one-shots like this. With various Twilight charaters' views. Next up... Edward, Alice, and Bella's views on High School Musical!