Disclaimer: Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was. (I don't own One Piece.)Epilogue
Zoro: That about covers it, right?
Robin: I don't know, I kind of thought the ending was a bit rushed…
Zoro: HEY! Don't look at me! That's the narrator's fault!
Robin: Zoro, honey, there's no one else here…
Zoro: Wha… but I could've sworn…
Robin: Nope (shakes head, smiles mysteriously).
Zoro: Well…oh, fine… CUE THE END CREDITS MUSIC!!!!
Robin: (rolls eyes)End credit music plays.
Chopper healed within the week following the incident.
He is currently working on a 'wonder medicine' to cure all disease, as well as a way to look through suspicious people's hoods. Only the first is actually plausible.
Luffy is currently still sailing the grand line. His pirate crew is once again like a family, albeit one that thinks he's a complete idiot. A statement that hold true of his real family as well.
Usopp's nose is still long.
He is currently trying to install himself as the crews official "Dance Instructor."
Usopp: A WAP BOP A LOO BOP!!!!
Usopp: O, C'MON, WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!
Nami is still a greedy witch-woman.
Sanji: NAMI-SAN IS NOT A WITCH WOMAN!!
She has recovered from the incident extremely well, and now spends her time making charts and talking about the weather.
Sanji is still a love-struck fool.
Sanji: AND DAMN PROUD OF IT, CRAP-SWORDSMAN!
He is currently an idiot. (Even more so than Luffy.)
Sanji: I HEARD THAT!!!!!
Zoro recovered from his injuries within an hour. His bees recovered within the day. He is currently dating the most beautiful woman in the world.
Robin: Oh, hush.
Robin is currently humble. We'll see how long that lasts.
EIGHT FLEUR CLUTCH!
Apparently, not very long. Ow…
Fin. (for real)