Disclaimer: Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was. (I don't own One Piece.)

Epilogue

Zoro: That about covers it, right?

Robin: I don't know, I kind of thought the ending was a bit rushed…

Zoro: HEY! Don't look at me! That's the narrator's fault!

Robin: Zoro, honey, there's no one else here…

Zoro: Wha… but I could've sworn…

Robin: Nope (shakes head, smiles mysteriously).

Zoro: Well…oh, fine… CUE THE END CREDITS MUSIC!!!!

Robin: (rolls eyes)

End credit music plays.

Chopper healed within the week following the incident.

He is currently working on a 'wonder medicine' to cure all disease, as well as a way to look through suspicious people's hoods. Only the first is actually plausible.

Luffy is currently still sailing the grand line. His pirate crew is once again like a family, albeit one that thinks he's a complete idiot. A statement that hold true of his real family as well.

Usopp's nose is still long.

Usopp: HEY!!

He is currently trying to install himself as the crews official "Dance Instructor."

Usopp: A WAP BOP A LOO BOP!!!!

(Silence)

Usopp: O, C'MON, WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!

Nami is still a greedy witch-woman.

Sanji: NAMI-SAN IS NOT A WITCH WOMAN!!

She has recovered from the incident extremely well, and now spends her time making charts and talking about the weather.

Sanji is still a love-struck fool.

Sanji: AND DAMN PROUD OF IT, CRAP-SWORDSMAN!

He is currently an idiot. (Even more so than Luffy.)

Sanji: I HEARD THAT!!!!!

Zoro recovered from his injuries within an hour. His bees recovered within the day. He is currently dating the most beautiful woman in the world.

Robin: Oh, hush.

Robin is currently humble. We'll see how long that lasts.

EIGHT FLEUR CLUTCH!

Apparently, not very long. Ow…

Fin. (for real)