Welcome to "Night of the Living Fangirls." I am your host, Agent HUNK. This story is a twisted tale of what happens when the most popular male anime characters are trapped by hordes of adoring and obsessive fans.

Now before we get started, lets get a few things straight...

CHARACTERS:

Sasuke, Gaara, Itachi, and Kakashi from Naruto.

Alucard and Schrodinger from Hellsing.

Ichigo, Renji, and Byakuya from Bleach.

They will be the first group of "survivors" so to speak. Other people may show up, both anime characters and guest authors, if the situation permits.

THE SETTING:

The story takes place in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night. The survivors will find themselves in an abandoned cabin. We'll work on it from there...

THE CABIN:

The "survivors" shall take refuge in a 2-story cabin the middle of the woods.

First floor: Kitchen, living room, dining room, bathroom, stairs.

Second floor: 2 bedrooms, hallway, bathroom.

Basement: Its a basement...

FANGIRLS:

The fangirls are exactly that: Fangirls. They're trying to catch the guys and glomp them to death. If a fan reviews a lot and shows enough potention, and they're a girl, I might put them in as a Fangirl. Guys... well... I dunno, maybe you'll attempt a rescue mission or something...

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD:

If you haven't noticed already, this is a rip-off of the old black-and-white zombie flick "Night of the Living Dead." Only instead of bloodthirsty zombies it has lovehungry fangirls...

LETS GET THIS FIC STARTED!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Hellsing, Bleach, Night of the Living Dead, or any other anime/movie/game/comic/book that may or may not be mentioned in this story. I OWN NOTHING. So please don't sue me...


Sasuke's worst dreams had come true. They were everywhere. Everywhere. They'd already gotten Naruto. His screams of terror still echoed in his ears. Sasuke didn't dare stop running through the woods, not even to catch his breath. Even in the darkness, he could see them. Their eyes glowing red, their arms outstretched, and goofy grins plastered on their faces. Fangirls. The one thing every male anime character feared the most. And now they were everywhere.

As Sasuke continued his mad dash through the woods, he could hear hurried footsteps behind him. Suddenly, he felt a pair of hands wrap around his left arm, and one of the monsters jumped out from a bush. "SASUKE-KUN!!!!!" she screamed insanely.

Sasuke stared into horror at her, terrified by her eyes whiched glowed red with undying obsession. He suddenly felt another pair of hands wrap around his right arm, and before he knew it he was being swarmed by them. "NOOOO!!!!!!!" he screamed, trying to break free from their grip. But it was no use. They had him right where they wanted him, and there was no escape.

"LEAF WHIRLWIND!!!" the familiar voice of Rock Lee screamed. Out of the darkness came a swirling mass of green-clad limbs, and instantly the fangirls went flying. Sasuke, free from their grip, staggered away in shock. "RUN!!!" Lee yelled as he tried to catch his breath. He'd obviously been fighting for survival as well. "GO WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!" he yelled as the fangirls turned their attention towards him.

Sasuke didn't have to be told twice. He started to sprint as fast as his legs could carry him, running through the darkness and attempting to block out Lee's cries of terror as he was overwhelmed.

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The moment he entered a clearing in the woods, Sasuke collapsed to the ground in a crumpled heap. "Can't... go... on..." he panted. "No... escape..."

Something suddenly caught his attention. In the middle of the clearing, which was larger than he'd thought at first, was a cabin. It was 2 stories tall, and there was light shining out of a few windows on the bottom floor. Summoning the last of his strength, Sasuke climbed to his feet and staggered towards the building. But just as he neared it, he heard the familiar cry of "SASUKE-KUN!!!!!"

He didn't even have to look behind him to know that there was a crowd of fangirls emerging from the woods. Pushing his body to the limit, Sasuke burst into a quick sprint. But as he came within feet of the door, his knees finally gave out. He fell to the ground and found himself unable to get up. As the fangirls closed in, he found himself reaching for the door, trying in vain to grab the handle. But it was barely out of his reach. "Is this the end?" he sighed weakly as the fangirls converged around him, his hand still reaching for the door but grabbing nothing but air.

But just as he felt their hands closing in on him, the door flew open, and Sasuke felt somebody reach out and take his hands. The next thing he knew, he was dragged inside and the door slammed shut behind him. "Awwwww..." all of the fangirls groaned sadly as their prey barely escaped from their grasp.

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"That was close..." Kakashi Hatake looked down at his student, whom he'd just saved from certain death.

"Kakashi?" Sasuke could barely summon the strength to speak.

"I assume that Naruto didn't make it..." Kakashi asked grimly. When Sasuke didn't reply, he sighed. "I see..."

"Oh great, another ninja..." an unfamiliar voice grumbled.

"Huh?" Sasuke realized that he and Kakashi were not the only people in the room. Three men dressed in black robes and holding samurai swords of varying shapes and sizes were standing in the corner of the room glaring at him. A man in a red outfit and a broad rimmed hat was sitting at a table, polishing a freakishly huge silver handgun. A blonde teenager in short shorts with cat ears was writing something that Sasuke assumed was his Will. "Who are these people?" Sasuke growled.

"Ichigo, Renji, and Byakuya..." Kakashi pointed at the three black-robed men. "Alucard..." he pointed at the man in red, and then the cat-boy, "Schrodinger..."

"Anybody else?" Sasuke asked in an annoyed tone. He didn't like the idea of being forced to hide from fangirls with a bunch of strangers.

"Nobody important..." Kakashi shrugged. "There are a couple of people upstairs, but they don't really matter..."

"Who are they?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes. Kakashi was avoiding the subject.

"Hmph..." Kakashi sighed. "Gaara of the Sand... And your brother, Itachi..."

"ITACHI?!" Sasuke jumped to his feet. "I'LL KILL HIM!!! I'LL-" Sasuke's body finally gave out, and he fell to the floor unsconscious.

Dead silence.

"Even better. Another crazy ninja..." the black-robed man with orange hair grumbled.


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