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Gaara and Riku: ahem

Disclaimer: Yeah, fine...I don't own Riku or Gaara, but I DO OWN THIS STORY! IF YOU USE ANY OF THIS STORY IN ANOTHER FANFIC, I WILL HAVE YOU BANNED!!!! thank you!

Kingdom Hearts/Naruto crossover...

my first attempt at this so BE NICE

this is humor/drama/tradgedy(yes, SOMEONE will die...KH OR NARUTO? Im not telling...)

takes place after Kingdom Hearts 3, so some MILD spoilers unless I warn you:

"Holy shit Sora, do you even KNOW where we are?" asked an annoyed Roxas, his feet on the back of Sora's seat.

"Well, if I could concentrate MORE on the gummi ship and LESS on you kicking the back of my fuckin SEAT then maybe I would be BETTER at this!" Sora half-yelled. He was getting PISSED now. They had all (him, Roxas, Riku, Namine and Kairi) been in the gummi ship for WELL over 24 hours...and NO ONE was in the mood for ANYTHING bad to go wrong, especially the pilot...

"Well, so-rry!" Roxas yelled back.

"WAIT!!" Kairi yells. "why am I even here?!? Sora, you KNOW I have Aviophobia!!!"

"YEAH, WHATEVER KAIRI!"

"Sora, back off! It's not HER fault, it's YOUR fault we're lost!!" screamed Riku.

"SHUT RIKU! WHO ASKED YOU?!?!"

"WHATEVER SORA!! BUT IT IS YOUR FAULT, JUST SO YOU KNOW!!! AS IF THAT WAS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND, EVEN ROXAS KNOWS!!"

"HEY!! WATCH IT RIKU!" screamed an insulted Roxas.

"WHAT?!?! ITS TRUE!!! YOURE NOT EXACTLY THE BRIGHTEST ROXAS!!!! NOW I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SORA'S NOBODY!!!!!" Riku said, glaring at Roxas.

"RIKU!!! YOU BETTER FUCKIN WATCH OUT!!" Sora screamed, looking over the back of the seat.

"OR YOU'LL WHAT?!?!?" They were all getting more mad by the second.

"Shut up, traitor..." Sora said, and turned back around.

'Oh SHIT he shouldn't have said that...' Roxas thought, backing up away from them. 'This can NOT be good...'

"WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?!" Riku screamed even louder, his keyblade appearing threatiningly in his hand.

"I said...YOU'RE A TRAITOR!! NOTHING LIKE THE LAST WAR WOULD HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!"

"WELL IM SORRY, MR. LOOK-AT-ME-IM-TRYING-TO-IMPRESS-KAIRI-WITH-BEING-KEYBLADE-MASTER!!!! I AM TOO!!!!"

"Yeah, well YOU'RE A DARK KEYBLADE MASTER!!!" Sora yells, and stands up, his keyblade also appearing in his hand...and leaves the gummi ship to pilot itself, not his smartest move...

"Guys..." Namine cautioned quietly.

"EITHER WAY, I'M A KEYBLADE MASTER TOO!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!"

"YEAH, ME TOO!! IVE BEATEN RIKU!!!" yells Roxas, standing up also with his keyblade.

"SHUT UP ROXAS!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO MAKE OUT WITH NAMINE OR SOMETHING?!?" Riku yells accusingly.

"Ummm...guys?" Namine repeats.

"At least I HAVE a girlfriend!!!!"

"OH shit he shouldn't have gone there..." Sora says under his breath.

"YEAH WELL, ITS NOT MY FAULT KAIRI LIKES 5 FOOT TALL, SPIKY-HAIRED, GOODY-TWO-SHOES KEYBLADE MASTERS!!!!!!!"

"HEY, WATCH IT!!" Kairi yells.

"WHAT THE HELL RIKU?!?! IM AT LEAST 5 FOOT 7 NOW!!!!"

"YEAH, WELL, IM STILL 6 FOOT 2 INCHES AND I WILL ALWAYS BE TALLER THAN YOU!!!"

"GUYS!!!!" Namine yells.

"WHAT??" Riku, Sora, and Roxas all yell, whirling around to look at her, keyblades still in hand.

"WE'RE GONNA DIE IF SOMEONE DOESN'T PILOT THE FREAKIN GUMMI SHIP!!!!!!"

"SHIT!" Sora yells and runs over to pilot the gummi ship, but it was too late, they were headed straight for...where?

"HOLY CRAP!! WE'RE DEAD!!!" Kairi yells.

"KAIRI WE'RE NOT- yeah, okay, we're dead." Riku states.

"NOT HELPING!!!" Roxas yells.

"NOT JOKING!!!" Riku shoots back.

"OH SHIT!!!" Kairi yells as the gummi ship is only about 400 feet from the ground.

"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??!??!?" Roxas yells.

i LOVE doing scenes like this...dont know why. guys get pissed when they're in one place for too long...i KINDA like it, I already have the last chapter, but I NEED REVIEWS!!! PLEASE?!?!?!