Summary: Conversations held over AIM.
A/N: So I was suddenly inspired while talking with my bestest friend, Tara, and watching SG-1. See, we have this way of talking on AIM, and seriously the stuff we say could come straight from Jack and Daniel's mouth. I know this idea has been done before, but I felt I justed needed to take a stab at it! No spoilers, and a PG-13 rating for some language and implied themes.
Oh, and besides being a J/D Friendship fan, also a D/V shipper, so there will be hints of that here.
FishinFlyboy: Yo Danny! You there?
Auto Response from BetterThanIndy: "Archaeologists do it in the dirt."
FishinFlyboy: That's just nasty, you know?
FishinFlyboy: Where'd you get such a dirty mind?
FishinFlyboy: Here Danny, Danny, Danny...
FishinFlyboy: Be a good little spacemonkey and talk to a seriously bored General.
FishinFlyboy: Where the hell are you?
FishinFlyboy: You can't be off saving the world yet. I have connections - there would've been calls.
FishinFlyboy: Ya know, it was your grand idea to start IMing each other. I torture myself at this typing business just for you, and now your not here?
FishinFlyboy: I'll just keep talking to you until you show up.
FishinFlyboy: Oh wait, you have gone unidle. That means you're at that fancy-schmancy laptop of yours.
FishinFlyboy: still waiting
FishinFlyboy: about to call in national guard
FishinFlyboy: Okay, don't ignore me, you ass. I know you're there, despite what the little memo thing beside your name says.
BetterThanIndy: It's called an away message for a reason, Jack.
FishinFlyboy: Well, obviously it's lyin because you're not away.
BetterThanIndy: I WAS, but your constant IMing was starting to get a smidge annoying. I thought the away message would be a clear sign. I mean - AWAY message.
FishinFlyboy: Don't be smart.
BetterThanIndy: Hard not to, when I'm me.
FishinFlyboy: See, now your just being self-centered.
BetterThanIndy: Daniel Jackson IS NOT self-centered. Ask anyone on this base.
FishinFlyboy: Oh, third person now? Cliche superiority complex. You know how I hate cliches, Danny.
BetterThanIndy: Yes, well - Get over it.
FishinFlyboy: Don't make me come out there!
BetterThanIndy: I'm quivering in my boots...
BetterThanIndy: You wish.
FishinFlyboy: Your a lot snippyer over the computer, ya know that?
BetterThanIndy: Even if that was a word, Jack, I'm sure you speeled it wrong.
BetterThan Indy: spelled
FishinFlyboy: OH! Who can't spell now?
BetterThanIndy: Shut up.
FishinFlyboy: But I'm not talking to you...how can I shut up?
BetterThanIndy: Well, stop typing then. Let me get back to work.
FishinFlyboy: Do you think there's a chance in hell of that actually happening?
FishinFlyboy: Good...glad we're on the same page.
Auto Response from BetterThanIndy: "Archaeologist do it in the dirt."
FishinFlyboy: Dammit! Why is that thing still up?
BetterThanIndy: Because I want people to think I'm away.
FishinFlyboy: But your not...
BetterThanIndy: Your the only one who knows that.
FishinFlyboy: Awww, that makes me feel special!
BetterThanIndy: Oh, your special alright.
FishinFlyboy: Hey! I thought you were being nice!
BetterThanIndy: That was nice.
FishinFlyboy: What is with that away message, anyway? Not very mature, Danny.
BetterThanIndy: That was a jump.
FishinFlyboy: Jump? Who jumped what?
BetterThanIndy: In conversation! Geeze, keep up here.
FishinFlyboy: Well, you know me...
BetterThanIndy: Oh yes, I definitely do.
BetterThanIndy: OH SO WELL.
FishinFlyboy: Was that another "nice" comment?
FishinFlyboy: Oh yes, your such an angel.
FishinFlyboy: Picture of innocence.
BetterThanIndy: Glad you can admit it.
BetterThanIndy: So what did we jump the conversation to?
FishinFlyboy: That was like two minutes ago. Your memory goin, old man?
BetterThanIndy: If I'm old, that makes you, what?
FishinFlyboy: Don't even...
BetterThanIndy: Nah, that's still too young.
FishinFlyboy: Daniel, I'm warning you.
BetterThanIndy: I think you made dirt look cool when it was new.
FishinFlyboy: I'm so gonna jump through this computer and kick your ass.
BetterThanIndy: Bring it on you old farthead.
FishinFlyboy: That's real mature.
FishinFlyboy: About as mature as your away message.
BetterThanIndy: What's wrong with it?
FishinFlyboy: Come on Daniel! "Archaeologist do it in the dirt"?
BetterThanIndy: Okay then...
FishinFlyboy: Oh crap, I can feel the evil from here. What are you doing?
Auto Response from BetterThanIndy: Having amazing mind-blowing sex with Vala in my office at this very moment. Get back to you when I can feel my body again.
FishinFlyboy: TAKE IT DOWN!
BetterThanIndy: Why? Sam and Mitchell think it's funny.
FishinFlyboy: I DON'T CARE! Wait...
BetterThanIndy: And Teal'c says it's quite amusing.
FishinFlyboy: You guys are IMing each other. Ya'll are members of a top secret organization, and you IM each other?
BetterThanIndy: I'm IMing you...
FishinFlyboy: Not the point.
BetterThanIndy: Do you ever have a point?
FishinFlyboy: YES! I have one now! Take that away message down.
BetterThanIndy: If I change it, will you let me go back to work?
FishinFlyboy: Work? You guys actually work between IMing each other?
BetterThanIndy: Do you?
FishinFlyboy: Good point.
BetterThanIndy: Oh, back on points again.
FishinFlyboy: Dammit, Daniel! Change the stupid away message!
BetterThanIndy: But you never answered my question.
FishinFlyboy: YES! I'll leave you alone...just, please...change it!
BetterThanIndy: Done...Now I'm going back to work.
Auto Response from BetterThanIndy: "Archaeologists do it in the dirt...with their smoking hot girlfriends who can bend like pretzels."
Kiss my ass, Jack!
A/N: I'm willing to do more comversations, not all J/D centric, so if you liked it, let me know and I'll gladly to more. If not, I understand, and this will happily remain a fun little thing for me and Tara to read. There's a lot of hidden inside jokes in it. ANYWAYS, bunnies are itching to take a run at different conversations, so REVIEW PLEASE!