Harry, Ron and Hermione relaxed leisurely on the deck in lounge chairs. Harry had just finished reading a book, Hermione had just finished applying tanning lotion to her skin, and Ron was toweling off after his fifth swim in the pool.

"You know," said Hermione, putting the bottle down beside her and lying back down on her chair, "Even though Voldemort and the Death Eaters are horrible people, I will admit, their cruise ships are marvelous!"

"That was incredible, Hermione, knowing Voldemort was allergic to chocolate," said Harry.

"As they say, the worst thing an enemy can do is show his weakness. In this case, it was allergies!"

The three of them let out huge bellows of laughter as a waiter came by with three glasses of lemonade on his tray. The three friends took one each as they continued to talk.

"Now that Voldemort's dead, they've stopped singing the Death Eaters anthem every half-hour!" said Harry gleefully, "In fact, they've stopped all together. I love this ship!"

"Who'd have thought you could use the word 'death' eight times in one verse?" said Ron.

"Or 'Pogo-Stick' seventeen times in one verse?" said Hermione.

"Or 'Rockstar Energy Drink' after the song?" said Harry.

"Harry, that wasn't part of the song," said Hermione, "It was the sponsor of the cruise, and they have to say it after each anthem."

"Oh, yeah!" said Ron, "I think they have a lot of sponsors! I heard last week they were ending each anthem with 'Gap."

"Oh no!" wheedled Hermione, "And their jeans fit so well! How could they sponsor such a terrible group?"

"Imperius Curse?" Harry suggested.

"I guess that would make sense," said Hermione.

Percy and Colin suddenly ran up to them, dressed in full pirate attire, but Colin still had a pink lei on and Percy's nose was covered in sunscreen.

"Captain!" shouted Percy.

"You don't have to call me 'Captain' anymore, Percy, and you don't have to dress up like a pirate anymore," Harry interrupted him, "Voldemort's dead. The mission is over!"

"WRONG!" said Percy frantically, "The mission is not over! We still have work to do! Plus, the pirate costume is cool."

"What do we have to do?" asked Hermione.

"We must kill ALL of Voldemort!" Colin screeched, "This means we have to break the Horcruxes!"

"Oh!" Harry exclaimed, "I forgot all about those!"

"Well, let's go, then!" Percy yelled, "Another adventure awaits! Come on!" Percy and Colin turned around and started to sing another shanty as they skipped away.

For the breaking Horcruxes helps Lord Voldemort go die

Lord Voldemort go diiiiiieeee

Voldemort go die!

For the breaking Horcruxes helps Lord Voldemort go die

In the most delightful waaaaaaaaaaay!

For the breaking Horcruxes helps…

Their singing got quieter and quieter as they got further away from Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who were still sitting in their lounge chairs. Soon they were out of sight.

"Shouldn't we go follow them, Harry?" asked Ron.

Harry picked up his lemonade glass.

"I'm on vacation!" he said, and took a sip.

The End.