Farting In Bed.

Two lovers lay in bed, snuggling close and breathing softly. The man held his wife in his arms, content and happy, the knowledge of a murder gone and six feet under. He inhaled the scent of her pink hair, loving how her unique scent made him feel.

He kissed her head, his pale arms pulling her closer to his body.

"I love you, My Sakura." He whispered.

Sasuke thought that she was asleep, and smiled at her childish hold on him. Her pout, her gentle hands on his waist.

He smiled and kissed her on the forehead once again and held her tight for a second.

Seriously, it was only for a second…

And the most scariest thing in the world happened.

(Insert Farting Sound Here For A Few Seconds)

Sasuke's breath caught in his throat.

(End Farting Noises)

Sasuke's wide eyes stared down at the blushing pink haired woman in his arms…

"Sakura..?"

FIN

Hehe, I made a funny.