Hello, Loyal Readers and "Heroes" fans! It's Chi! This is really short, and-like most of my stuff-based off of an inside joke. Just so that you know while you are reading, Yumi is my little sister (her alias). Also, the only voice you will be reading is Sylar's, save the narrator's voice. It just works out funnier that way.
I do not own Heroes, Sylar, and do not wish to own Yumi, so there's your disclaimer!
-Sylar walks into the anti-chamber of where Clair Bennett is hiding. The list of dead heroes is growing, as is the number of those who have been unsuccessful in stopping Sylar himself.
-Trying out his new ability, he stops to concentrate.-
"This could come in handy!"
-'Peter-' Sylar in his new form of disguise- transforms back into his original state.-
"Hey, who's there?"
-He senses another heart-beat in the room. It's Yumi, the unprecedented hero, whose power is… Super-annoyance?! That's not a power! What has this script-driven world come to?!-
"Oh, it's just a little girl. Wait- what are you doing? Stop! I know you're not touching me-leave me alone, you fiend! So what if you know a song that gets on everybody's nerves? St-Put your hand down, child! LEAVE ME ALONE! Stop dancing, fool! Dear God, I swear I will kill myself if she doesn't stop singing! Go away! Stop poking me! No, I will not dance with you, you pestilential girl! What's wrong with you?! You are the ONE hero I will NEVER absorb! SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR FREAKING FINGER DOWN! Try to dance with me one more time and I swear-"
-At this point, Sylar gets so fed up with little Yumi that he kills himself… END OF EVIL! The world is saved thanks to a little girl/pest!
-WOOT FOR YUMI!
-Okay, so maybe I was wrong- Super-peeve is a power! More importantly, the only power out there that could defeat Sylar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE CHEARS FOR YUMI!
Like I said, really short, but please review! Hope you enjoyed!