Story attack!!! lol, I kid. I'm listening to Best Friends by Toybox on a continuous loop, so I'm content. I've been taking Naruto personality quizzes and compatability tests for Naruto characters, and I got Gaara like fifteen times out of seventeen! Crazy that I'm a part of Chaosshipping (PandaGaara pairing), and I get that result, ne?

Insert Generic Disclaimer No. 666: ASK ME IF I OWN IT AGAIN, AND YOU ALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH...lol, kidding!


It happened in a blur: one moment, Sasuke, Sakura, and Gaara were walking down the hall; next minute, they were locked in a closet. Needless to say, the three were gone from being calm and collected to rabid and homicidal.

"GODDAMMIT! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" Sakura shouted.

Gaara was pissed. "I swear, when I get my hands on whoever did this, I'M GOING TO..."

"SILENCE!"

Everything stopped. Sasuke had his arms thrown wide and hands palms out, face the very look of serious.

"What's that noise?"

Gaara and Sakura grew silent. All you could hear was the sound of the three breathing. Then they heard it: a slight hissing noise sounded like a gunshot in the dead silence.

"Gaara, please tell me that's your sand making that noise..." Sakura said, a tinge of fear in her voice. Gaara was puzzled: why on earth would she be scared?

"Gaara, please answer the quesion..." Okay, WTF?! Now SASUKE was scared?! What's going ON?! Those were the words running through Gaara's mind.

"No...My sand's in the gourd..."

Sasuke's face contorted in fear and looked into the darkest corner, and lo and behold, there it was: A tiny little insignifigant snake.

"SNAKE! SNAKE! GETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAY!!!!!"

"GAARA! FOR GOD'S SAKE HOLD HIM DOWN!"

Gaara was now thouroughly confused. "Why are you..."

"AUGH! THE IDIOT KICKED ME!! JUST DO IT!!!"

Gaara pinned Sasuke to the wall while Sakura pulled out a syringe and a small glass bottle. She filled the syringe, stuck it in his neck, and once it was empty she disposed of it in a biohazard disposal bag. Sasuke stiffened, and immediately calmed down.

"Sakura," asked Gaara, "what did you inject him with?"

"I injected him with a sedative. He has 'episodes' from time to time."

"'Episodes'?"

"Yeah, we think it has something to do with Orochimaru."

Silence followed, long and awkward.

"We should think of a way out of here," Gaara remarked quickly.

"Oh yes..." Sakura said casually.


"Heh...best idea I ever came up with..."

"Naruto, are you sure this'll make them a little less cold to one another?"

"Sure, Tsunade-baa-chan! I'm actually hoping Sakura ends up with one of them!"

"What happened to the crush you had on her?"

"Hinata happened."

"Ahh..."


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I wanted to write a story lke this for a long time. I never found time to, tho. So read and review, plz!