I do not know why I worte this but enjoy and r&r!! and i do not own Twilight. Stephenie meyer does. MmmK?
I was watching Viva La Bam with Edward, Jasper, and Emmett until Jasper asked, "Hey, Edward,"
" Can I call you Eddie?"
Edward was getting irritated. " No."
"Why not, Eddie?" Emmett said.
"Because I don't like the name." Edward said through clenched teeth.
"Awww... THAT'S ADORABLE!" I chirped.
"See Eddie?" Jasper said to him, "Bella says it's adorable."
"Don't you want to be adorable for Bella, Eddie?" Emmett mocked.
"Stop calling me that!" Edward growled.
"Eddie." chirped Jasper.
"Eddie!" Emmett exclaimed.
"Damn, you two are having fun, aren't you?" I said to them.
"Ed, Edd, n' Eddy!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" Edward bellowed.
He got up and positioned himself in a crouch to get ready to attack the two vampires beside me.
"Bella, go upstairs," Edward said to me evily, " I have some plans for you."
"But I didn't do anything: " I complained. A/N: I know right? How could you Edward?
"Just go, okay?" he said in an exasperated voice.
As soon as Bella was upstairs, I relaxed my stance but looked evily into Jasper's and Emmett"s eyes with a mischievious grin on my face.
"Now, as for you two..." I murmurred.
A/N: tee hee... read on !! It looks pretty good for a 7th gr8r in honors english. Yes, that's me.
The pain... the searing pain...
Okay, I've seen humans doing this to humans; it didn't look that painful. But I was wrong. It is painful. Acually, I don't think that the word "painful" can describe this torture.
"Edward," I murmurred weakly, "please let us down."
He got up from the couch, held my jaw, and said,"Why should I, bastard?" He pushed my face away so that the right side if my face slammed into the wall.
Damn you Edward, damn you to Hell!
Then suddenly a pale, white, muscular fist punched me in the stomach.
My God, so much pain.
Okay, three things I learned today:
1. Don't call Edward "Eddie".
2. If you do, he'll shove a piano leg into your balls
3. After that, he'll give you HUGE atomic wedgies.
I thought about those things until I saw Edward get up from the couch.
"Where are you going?" I asked.
"To 'play' with Bella." he said menacingly A/N: Did I spell that right:P
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SLOW DOWN!! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD :( " I shrieked as he spen down the road. He had stolen Rosalie's red convertable and was giving me a joyride all throught out Forks.
" But this is s0OoO0OoO0OoO0 much fun :D" Edward exclaimed.
"How fast are we going?" I asked beathlessly.
"Just a little over 120 mph. Why, you want me to floor it?"
"NO! Don't FLOOR it!"
"Floor it :)"
"NO0o0O0o0O!!!!!!! D: "
Fuck you Edward, Fuck you. I thought as we sped down the road.
Yay! I hope you enjoyed it! Please review! If you do, then I'll put more stories up! I've got a whole notebook full of them!
So so long and go night. And if we carry on this way, things are better if i stay... I think that's how the song goes... :P tee hee... :)