"Three days!" James shouted as he paced the dorm room, gesticulating wildly, while Remus and Sirius sat on Remus's bed, trying not to laugh. "We're leaving Hogwarts forever in three days and you," James stopped, whirling on the both of them and looking so menacing that Remus and Sirius both stopped snickering as he advanced upon them, "lost the map!"
"We didn't lose it," Sirius said primly, tilting his head back so he almost had to look down his nose at James. "It is in Filch's office."
"It's the same bloody thing!" James shrieked. Remus snickered madly for a moment and then choked at James glowered at him.
"Oh come off it, Prongs," Sirius started, looking annoyed now.
"I didn't get the map confiscated because I was having it off with Remus in the Charms corridor," James hissed.
Remus burst out laughing.
"Hey, you'd be having it off with Remus too if he wore skirts as short as Evans," Remus instantly stopped laughing and smacked Sirius upside the back of the head. "Ow!"
"Shut up!" James clapped both hands over his ears. "I don't want to hear the sordid details of your love affair!"
"Of course you do," Sirius said and he jumped up, clapping James's shoulder, "and just think, Jamey, the next generation of troublemakers'll get that map and our legacy will live on. The Marauders will never die."