Yoshizilla: Yuppity, I haven't given up on Daisy the Babysitter! This time, Diddy Kong and Bowser Jr. convince Daisy to buy a Nintendo 64, but she gets a PS2 instead. This won't end well...


It was the THIRD day of the Babysitting task...

"Mmmm...ice cream in the morning is SOOOO good!" Bowser Jr. laughed, eating a full bowl of vanilla ice cream, and throwing it several minutes later at the wall, laughing.

Diddy smaked his lips. "Ice cream!" He started eating a full bowl of chocolate ice cream, and he then threw the remians at Diasy, who was trying to sleep.

Daisy screamed, jumping up in surprise. "AHHH!!! WHAT THE!?" She looked down at her dress,w hich was splattered with chocolate ice cream.

Bowser Jr. and Diddy laughed, both of them high-fiving each other.

Daisy growled, gritting her teeth. "Diddy...Bowser Jr..." She took out a baseball bat and hid it behind her back. "I got something for you..."

Bowser Jr. walked towards Daisy, and he then kicked her in the knee. "Ha-ha! That always gets them everytime!' He started running off around the castle.

Diddy snatched the baseball bat from Diasy and tossed it out of the window. "Sorry, Daisy, but I'm afraid of baseball bats. They exist in caves..." He started trembling, whimpering.

Daisy rolled her eyes. "Jeeze, I can't believe I have to watch these little..." She muttered to herself, when Bowser Jr. came back in, holding a paper with a drawn Nintendo 64 system on it.

"Hey orange breath, can you get us this game system?" Bowser Jr. pleaded, smiling, "It has 32 graphics and has and awesome controller scheme and-"

Daisy slapped Bowser Jr. "I do NOT have orange breath!" She shouted, slightly blushing.

Diddy laugehd his head off. "Of course you do! Everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom knows you have orange breath!"vDaisy started sobbing. "S-stop it!" She started crying, falling to her knees.

Diddy shrugged, and he started running around the room, screaing with joy.

Bowser Jr. blinked, and he then go on top of Daisy's head. "Come on, Diasy! Pweese?" He pleaded, as he started begging like a 5-year-old. "Can I can I can I can I can I-"

"Can we can we can we can we-" Diddy joined in, and Bowser Jr. also changed his words. The two then started again in unison, "Can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we-"

Daisy snapped, her left eye twitching badly. "YES!! YOU ANNOYANCES CAN HAVE YOUR STUPID, LITTLE GAME SYSTEM!!" She shouted, getting up, grabbing both Bowser Jr. and Diddy Kong by the ear, and throwing them out of the window. She sighed and sat down in a rocking chair. "Lord, I don't know what I'm going to do with those two causing mischief everywhere..."

"Maybe you should go and convince yourself to actually get a Nintendo 64?" Bowser Jr. asked, his head popping out of Daisy's stomach.

Daisy screamed hysterically, and she jumped into Peach's arms, who just opened the door.

"What the...?' Peach asked, sweatdropping and looking oddly at Daisy, "What is going on...?"

Diasy started blabbering, giggling hysterically. "Hahahahahaha! Nintendo 64! Nintendo 64! NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOURRRR!!!!" She jumped out of Peach's arms and ran through the wall, busting it down.

Peach just stood there, blinking. "Uh...I don't have a clue WHAT is going on..."

"Clutz," Bowser Jr. said, grabbing Peach and stuffing her under the matress, going after Daisy and also busting another hole in the wall.

Diddy climbed back up the window and ran after Bowser Jr., busting yet ANOTHER hole in the already devestated wall.

Peach muffled, but they were hopeless, as Mario and Luigi were too busy watching...Seinfeld?

"You know, when I grow up, I wanna be like Kramer," Mario said, smiling.

Luigi rolled his eyes. "Mario, you're an idiot..." He muttered to himself, taking out a notepad and writing down "#45 on Why Mario is Stupid: He wants to be like Kramer".


Later, at the local game store in the Toad Town mall, Daisy is being dragged (in ROPES) by Bowser Jr. and DIddy Kong, who are pulling the ropes.

"So you know which one to get, right?" Bowser Jr. asked Daisy, tugging her harder.

Daisy moaned in pain, and she groaned, "Yeah, yeah. a stupid Nintendo 64, that's all you guys want." She then thought. 'Wait a minute, why can't you two go in to the game store?"

"Because we're animals, and we're dirt cheap," Diddy admitted, blushing and rubbing the back of his head with his left hand, chuckling nervously, "That, and Dixie would kill me if she found out that I would spend all of the Banana Coins on a game system."

Daisy rolled her eyes. "Oh, I have to wonder..." She sarcastically said.

A few more feet, and Bowser Jr. and Diddy Kong stopped, releasing the ropes and pushing Daisy forward.

"All right, go in, orange breath!" Bowser Jr. instructed.

Daisy sucked her lips. 'I can't if I'm TIED UP." She retorted.

Diddy Kong pulled the ropes off her, and he grabbed a random pitchfork, poking Daisy in the butt with it. 'Don't just stand there! Go! Go ! GOGOGOGOGOGO!" He shouted, poking Daisy more and more with the pitchfork.

Daisy moaned, being poked into the game store, and rubbing her sore rear end after making it inside. "Why that little stupid monkey...when I come back out..." She clutched her fist and cackled evilly. Afterwards, she sweatdropped and blushed - everyone in the store was staring blankly and strangely at her.

"Uhhhhhhhh...can we help you?" Said the Koopa storekeeper, handing two Mushroom girls a Sega Dreamcast.

Daisy walked up to the Koopa storekeeper and giggled. "Yes, I'd like the-" She paused, and tried to remember. "Hmmm...what was it those two annoyances wanted?"

The Koopa storekeeper pointed at a shelf of mint-condition PlayStation 2s. "Well, if you like, you can take one of these PS2s home for free. No one likes them, and they're starting to collect dust," He said, smiling.

Daisy snapped her fingers. "That's it!" She shouted, smiling and handing the Koopa storekeeper a check of $1,000,000 coins. "I'll take one PlayStation 2 system!"

"And you got yourself a deal, missy!" The Koopa storekeeper laughed, putting the check in the cash register and getting one of the PS2 systems, handing one to Daisy. As he watched her walking off, he shouted to her, "By the way, your breath smells like oranges!"

Daisy growled. "Some day...some day..." She muttered, heading outside, only to find neither Bowser Jr. or Diddy Kong there. She looked around. "Bowser Jr.? Diddy Kong?" She said, as she started looking for them. "Where did you two morons go?"

Another Koopa storekeeper appeared next to the first Koopa storekeeper. "Hehehe, you got her hook, line, and stinker. I never seen someone as gullible as her." He laughed.

The first Koopa storekeeper laughed along his second companion. "Yeah. Wait 'till she sees what's REALLY inside the box..." He and the 2nd Koopa storekeeper started to cackle evilly in unison, while Daisy continued looking around for Bowser Jr. and DIddy Kong.