KON: Byakuya-taichou!!!!! (Runs... wrapped Kuchiki's leg with a tight embrace.)

Byakuya: (shrugs off Kon, narrowed his eyes) State your business and leave…

KON: (started to weep) I just wanna say … that… (Shows a stack of paper) the UNFAITHFUL by SHIN is a good story...

Hitsugaya enters the scene.

Toushiro: Ahh… that story… I heard that the Captains will play important parts there too...

Byakuya: (unsheathes his sword) is that so? (Picks up Kon and put his blade at exactly 1cm away from his teddy throat.) Then go READ and REVIEW… lol

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CHAPTER 2: SWEET REVENGE

A stuffed animal gritted his teeth. His face showed disgust as memories of what dawned on him popped in his mind every now and then.

"Ichigo!" he bloody spit out every syllable of that name.

The plushie doll got on his feet and walked cautiously to Yuzu and Karin's room. Once inside, he armed himself with a pen and paper then trotted back to orange-head's room.

He slumped into the bed and closed his marble eyes. A couple of minutes later, he touched his pen and wrote something in bold letters.

Since it was a beautiful afternoon, the sunlight streaked light into the deadly lines….

KING KON'S ASSASSINATION PLOT FOR KUROSAKI ICHIGO

the way Kon wrote the name of Isshin's son was terribly solid. Following the title was an old quotation and some crazy plans.

"Keep your friends close but your enemies CLOSER"

1.Make him jealous.

2. Ruin his dignity

3.pray hard that there will be a third party

4.persuade Nee-san to leave this house immediately

5. LAST RESORT: the rage of Byakuya Kuchiki

This genius plan will kill him softly and slowly… starting with his heart, next will be dignity, then his heart again… then he'll face death!! Kon thoughtfully admired his plans.

The stuffed doll tapped his puny cotton hand. He was engrossed with devious thoughts. An hour passed and he continued his writing.

Things needed:

1. love letter

2. Pornographic materials, condoms, pictures of all his classmates (nude if possible)

3. All religious materials and a lot of faith

4. Hypnotic stuff and myself

5. An evidence.

Note: ask the help of Uruhara!

As the last statement were written, an evil grin lined in Kon's feature. DIE ICHIGO!! DIE!!

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A rush of violent wind broke the silence between two students heading for school. Rukia defensively held down her skirt but the wind successfully flung it high revealing her bare skin.

White….

The blushing Shinigami turned and bashfully asked the lad behind her. "Did you…" Her face turned tomato-red. "… See it?"

Ichigo awkwardly looked at her and turned his gaze the other side. He was trying to hide his blush. "What are you talking about?" he roughly played innocent.

White with black polka dots…. Shit! He thought. What am I thinking?! His mind was flooded with things that happened last night. He can't help but shyly grin to himself.

Little did he know that the petite Kuchiki saw that playful smile on his face...

"BAKA!!" the little lady's dark eyes flickered with animosity. Ichigo's reverie was short lived for it was ruined by a quick slap on his cheeks. She's irked knowing that the reason for his odd smile was either because of last night or this morning.

"What the…." He touched the part that's throbbing. "…" he wanted to throw a dreadful taunt to Rukia but changed his mind and laughed. "Sorry…. Spacing out…" He knew he gave a silly statement.

He started walking. He realized he should be avoiding her alluring gaze when they were alone. 'Coz he might loose control and do something wild again.

Rukia inwardly smiled. Carrot top barely laughed and never a time did he say sorry. He did change somehow. was it because of... her??

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They entered their room. As usual, Ichigo was infested by his good old friends. Rukia proceeded to her seat and decided to read a book entitled "the tragedy of a play" written by shin (uiHS). (A/N: I really have to advertise that other fanfic of mine)

"Ichigo!!!" an old comrade pop out of nowhere and hugged the orange-head guy.

All of the students who witnessed the-remarkable-hugged-event stood bemused. It's the first time ever… Ichigo didn't rant and throw that guy away. His face wasn't even gloomy, it's radiant. His universal scowl was replaced with a sheepish grin.

"What on earth was happening???" a dark colored, short haired lady poked his shoulder with her knuckles.

"Huh?" Ichigo stared at Tatsuki inquisitively. "What?"

"Are you sure you're Ichigo? WOW! You're happy huh."

"What are you talking about? Of course I'm always happy." He ironically said before he pinched Tatsuki's cheeks. He managed to plaster a murky frown and advanced in his seat.

Seconds later, a package was delivered for someone in the class.

"Ms. RUKIA KUCHIKI"

Hearing her name, the raven-haired gathered herself up and took a medium sized box decorated with hearts.

"Wow! Rukia! Is that a gift from a suitor?" an unidentified girl asked.

Ichigo grimaced for real. He looked at the small lady as she placed the box to her table.

"So?? Are you having a romantic rendezvous with someone??" this time, it's the voice of Orihime. Though she knew by her instincts that Rukia and Ichigo have some unsolved romance between them, she mischievously cared to ask.

Rukia uneasily glanced at Ichigo, who now turned his gaze outside the window. Carrot top pretentiously jot down notes… but the truth was he was all ears to the conversation.

"I don't go on to dates!!!" She protectively said. She bowed her head to hide her reddening face. She saw a card hanging loosely at the package. She read it…

"Did something happen last night??"

The message made Rukia madly blushed. A cat's paw print clearly explained whose letter was it from.

All their classmates squealed in delight seeing Rukia's face red as blood.

Ichigo tried to calm himself. Inhale, exhale.

Ignoring the hordes of squealing people, the love of Ichigo's life, opened the box. She smiled. A smile that can turn any man ON…

At the corner of his coffee colored eyes, he depicted her lovely smile. Intrigued as he was, he pulled himself up and snatched the card in Rukia's hands.

He clutched the letter. "Mind if I look at this??" he dryly asked. Rukia didn't reply. Ichigo repeated the question, "Can I…" He saw something clinging into the lady's arms. He furiously bellowed, "What the hell is that??"

Rukia glanced at him innocently. "A rabbit…" then she added, "Moron!" she cuddled a coffee colored rabbit in her arms.

"I know it's a rabbit! Midget!" he was about to yell annoying statements when someone interrupted them.

"Another mail!" someone announced. "For Rukia Kuchiki"

Before the so-called deliverer/announcer reached Rukia with the letter, Ichigo hurriedly snatched it smoothly.

Seeing his behavior, everyone backed off with bewildered look on their face…. well, except for the all mighty Kuchiki…

"It's mine" her tone was acidic. "Give it back." She plainly said.

Ichigo frowned. "I won't"

Rukia's midnight blue eyes reflect anger. "Jealous?!" she reluctantly asked expecting this bad-mouthed guy in front of her to be angrier.

Ichigo didn't reply but he also didn't move. Making 96 percent of his class wondered if it means YES.

"ICHIGO!!" she yelled. "If you didn't gave it to me…. I will…" Rukia searched for any loop holed that can finish this situation.

ALL of the students were shocked as Ichigo defeated, handed the letter and returned to his seat, fixing his gaze outside.

Rukia hugged the cute pet she received from no other than…. Uruhara.

The orange haired guy made her worry. Nevertheless, she read the new arrived letter… well, it's not well written… it stated….

Rukia-san…….

I am head over heels to you...

Be my girl and I promise to court you forever…

Leave that bastard and come live with me…

We'll make a good couple, you and me...

Love. . . KK

"Huh?" confusion can be traced in her face. He's with the initials KK… hmmm... She gripped the paper tightly and prepared herself to run after the deliverer. She was about to take off, when unexpectedly Ichigo started moaning painfully.

Rukia hurriedly knelt by his side. She let the rabbit amuse itself by letting it go.

"My wounds." He complained, clutching his chest..

The petite lady touched the part where the scars were and worriedly asked, "Does it hurts so bad??"

The worried look on Rukia's face and the mischievous smile hiding from Ichigo made their classmates watched, very intrigued.

"Tell me…" Rukia said. "Can you walk?? I'll take you to the clinic."

Ichigo continued acting smoothly. "I think you should kiss it so that the pain will fly away." The carrot top mumbled then he faced the shocked girl and gave her a cute pout.

The girl blushed and grasped his collar. She started to sneer, "I knew it!!" greatly annoyed by how he played on her feelings, she unconsciously started rambling in saying….. Things that should be only between her and Ichigo.

"Argh!! I knew it!! You're okay when we were bathing!!!…."

96 percent of the class was flustered. WERE BATHING?!!

2 percent was out fighting hollows... (Well, Hitsugaya should be a half or so…)

The other 2 percent... well... the other was having a nervous breakdown and the other continued jabbering.

"… You even carried me... and guide me into the right position!!..."

96 percent wore an ear-to-ear smirk. RIGHT POSITION!!! Ahhhh….

2percent was guarding the city... looking for hollows.

1percent froze and the other...

1percent continued blabbering.

"You didn't even complain about my weight last night!!!"

96percent nodded to themselves that SHE'S ON TOP... and they put a mental note that it's LAST NIGHT.

2percent killed another hollow

1percent was turned into porcelain and was pounded into fine powder crystalline.

1percent stopped to catch her breath and finished the whole revelation saying…

"You're even energetic to roll over and do most of the job…"

96percent understood that HE BATTLED TO BE ON TOP.

2percent was returning to their respective faux body.

1percent was in comatose

And the last one was calming down.

1…….2……..3…..

"Holy mad cow!!" it was remarkable how Rukia's face drained color.

She gradually turned her gaze to the cluster of snooping intrigued people… well; apparently, these people hurriedly pretend to do something, hiding their smiles…. YES, RUKIA,….. We heard it….we heard ALL things…

The horror stricken Kuchiki moved her gaze to the man in front of her….

Seeing Rukia's disheveled face gave Ichigo the strength to gain composure. "Yes," he finally said.

People started to regroup themselves….. lending their ears to Kurosaki…

Kurosaki knew she didn't want people to butt in their so called new-stage relationship… Rukia froze like a stone...

He gently place his hands on her shoulder and said, "Yes…" he took a deep breath... enough time to buy him a reason, "yes we were bathing Yuzu's CAT" Ichigo put emphasis on the cat..

All stupid citizens who were not close to these two accepted the explanation… whispering to each other… "It's only a cat!"

But Uryuu shot back "Your sister didn't have a pet... neither of you did..."

Uryuu thought, if looks could kill, under those brown murderous eyes, he'd be dead right now. And his father and Orihime might be arranging his wake.

He adjusted his glasses and quirked, "Yes! That cat!!!" he choked... "I even met that cat before..." he nervously chuckled.

Ichigo continued explaining things….

"How about the right position??" Tatsuki chimed...

Ichigo's mind was running for ideas... "Well, the right position to be successful in a three points shot."

The room was filled with 'ahh' and 'ohhh'

"Then the Weight thingy??"

"Rukia was injured this morning and I carried her at my back... Anything else??" he eyed the spectators.

At last, Ichigo was able to make it through tons of questions … explaining things gaining people's trust.

"Wait," asked... "How about doing most of the jobs??"

Kurosaki lost his patience and yelled "it's none of your business." His frown told the whole nation to back off... and don't dare ask a thing.

He smiled sheepishly at Rukia who was now gaining her composure….

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Kon crept out of the room. He thanked all the saints, all the gods for helping him in the first attempt... good thing none of Ichigo's classmates noticed him...

He fished for his notebook and checked his notes. He places a big checked mark on number 1 and a half checked for number two...

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-ToBeContinued.

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Byakuya: the author said the angst part will be on the climax??? Maybe chapter 5 or 6?? Well that is when Ichigo and Rukia ended up hurting each others feelings...

Hinamori and Toushiro: Please!!!!!!!! Review!!!

-shin-

(hope you like my new way of saying READ and REView!!!) tell me what you think.. thank you