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A/N: This is just some randomness that came to me one day. Yesterday actually. I wondered how many different ways Lily would say no to James. Then I decided to write some of them out. J- stands for James and L- stands for Lily. I know this is not original but that's okay with me. I had fun writing it out and I wanted to share it. Love it. Hate it. Burn it. At least it's out there.
(Outside the Castle during a snow flurry)
J- Oi, Evans! Go out with me!
L- It's too warm Potter.
J- What's that suppose to mean?
L- Hell hasn't frozen over yet.
J- Evans, go out with me and I might let you kiss me.
L- I don't do well with threats Potter.
J- Just give in and go out with me Evans. You know you want to.
L- I want to go out with you as much as I want to die. Meaning its the last thing I want to do.
(In the common room)
J- Evans!You, me, broom closet, now!
L- Potter! You, broom, up your arse, now!
(By the Lake)
J- Evans, I heard that the giant squid turned you down. Guess that means you're going to Hogsmeade with me.
L- Actually Potter. We have a very nice picnic planned. I guess that means you get to go to Hogsmeade all by yourself.
L- Go away Potter. The answer is no.
J- But you don't even know what I was going to say.
L- Alright, what were you going to say?
J- Go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend.
L- Wow Potter, you're right. That does change my response.
J- It does?
L- Oh yeah. Instead of the answer being no, it's now drop dead.
(After being partnered together in class)
J- We work so well together in class.
L- I guess.
J- Do you know where else we would work well together?
L- In your dreams?
(Shouted across the Great Hall)
J- Evans! Go out with me and I won't prank the Slytherins today!
L- And let Sirius get ahead in the detention poll? Never!
My Dearest Lily Flower,
Would you be so kind as to accompany me to Hogsmeade this weekend?
My Hated Potter,
I am disinclined to acquiest to your request. And if you want to keep the ability to have children, never call me Lily Flower again.
(Again in Notes)
I know you don't mean that. I'll meet you outside the Great Hall at midday Saturday.
Do you really want to test that theory?
J- Evans, I love you.
L- Potter, I hate you.
J- Go out with me Evans.
L- I'll go out with you when Professor McGonagall admits to liking Professor Dumbledore as more than a friend or colleague.
J- Tiger Lily, go to Hogsmeade with me?
L- (looks up at the sky) Sorry Potter, but I just don't see any flying pigs.
J- Evans. Hogsmeade. You. Me. Together.
L- Potter, here's a knut. Go and by yourself a life.
J- Go out with me.
L- And risk someone finding out?
J- Evans, this is the most asked question and I need to have an answer, will you go out with me?
L- And the top three most given answers to this question are: No, Never, and Not a chance.
J- The astronomy tower awaits us milady.
L- No, the weather isn't right for it.
J- Be my Valentine?
L- No, not now. Ask me again in a couple million years.
J- I see you have a pen and parchment. Make a note. Date with James this weekend. Don't be late.
L- I see you have a pen and parchment too. Write this down. NO.
(In the second floor corridor)
J- I hear Moaning Myrtle haunts the prefects bathroom at this time of night. Do you want check out her cubical together?
L- Oh. Look at the time. I have to go help Hagrid feed Fluffy.
(Common room after curfew)
J- Wanna sneak out to the kitchens?
L- I'll pass.
(On the way to see a quidditch match between two other houses)
J- Will you sit with me Lily?
L- Not today, not tomorrow, but I think I might have time in a couple thousand years.
J- I've got the perfect day set up for this weekend. First stop Madam Puddifoot's, then a stroll to the shrieking shack, the back to Madam Puddifoot's for lunch, then a carriage ride back to Hogwarts. Just you and me. What do you say? Join me?
L- I'd rather eat my sister's mystery meat casserole.
J- If you were my girlfriend Evans, you could sit and watch me play exploding snap with my friends all night long.
L- Gee Potter, I'm already maxed out on fun stuff. I'm getting my teeth pulled. I don't think my heart could handle watch you play with your friends as well.
J- Evans, I'm going to take you higher than you've ever been.
L- Sorry Potter I don't do drugs.
J- I meant on a broom.
L- I'm allergic to heights.
J- Quick there's a closet free over there.
L- You must be mistaking me for an idiot, Potter.
J- Go out with me Evans and I'll never bug you again.
L- Your very existence bugs me Potter.
J- Evans, I'm going to be nice and let you kiss me. But just this once, don't think you can make a habit of it.
L- How do they say "no" on your planet Potter? Better yet, how do they say "dream on"?
A/N: So that's it for now. If you want more, then review and tell me you want more. I'll probably add more even if only one person asks. I just thought this was getting rather long. And I didn't want to punish people with several chapters of these if they don't like it.