Danielle ran for her life down the alleyway, away from that ... thing.
Rounding the corner, she nearly collided with a young man with a bow tie and was all elbows, and a taller bloke with a thick moustache, and sporting the type of grin her mother warned her about.
"Hello, I'm the Doctor ..."
"... and this is Borat."
"We look for Jew!"
The Doctor turned to his companion, clearly on his last nerve. "For the last time, it is an alien! Also an Anglican, but alien!"
As the two began arguing in several different languages, Danielle wondered if she'd been running in the wrong direction.