WOO! I introduce Tōshirō is this one! XD (I metion that again at the bottom)
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Bleach... if I did... there would be some fucked up couples.
Ichigo was laying in his bed, staring at the ceiling blankly. To say he was surprised was an understatement.
One, Hanatarō had kissed him.
Two, he enjoyed it and wanted more.
Ichigo groaned and rubbed his hands over his eyes, almost as if trying to close his eyes and keep them that way. But he was afraid. Afraid of the thoughts and dreams he would have.
He sighed and moved his hands to see Hanatarō standing over his bed with a much younger, silver-haired shinigami beside him. He jumped from the bed and pointed accusingly at both of them.
"Hanatarō! W-What are you doing and who is he!?"
"G-Gomen. This is Tōshirō Hitsugaya. He prefers being called Hitsugaya-taichō. He is the Captain of the tenth Division."
Now that he mentioned it, the shinigami was wearing a Captain's robe. But... he was so...
This thought made Ichigo laugh loudly and Tōshirō's twitching eye went unnoticed by him.
"H-How... How tall are you, anyway."
"I am four foot, four." (True! I looked it up! XD)
And Ichigo fell to the floor in a loud fit of laughter.
Or at least until the end of a zanpaktō was pointed at his face.
"I command you to shut. Up."
Ichigo sttod up and went to tower over Tōshirō, but it was too much and he started laughing again. It was just so god damn funny! Four foot four compared to five foot eight? Ha! No chance in He-
Ichigo was grabbed by the arm and flipped, landing heavily on his back. He blinked and stared at the small shinigami, who was smirking rather smugly.
"I told you to shut up. But you would not listen. So, I took action."
"What!? I should be the one calling you brat! I am much older than the likes of you!"
"So? You still act like a child. How old are you supposed to be, anyway. Ten?"
Tōshirō couldn't remember a time where his eye twitched more so than now.
"YOU INSOLENT FOOL! I ALREADY SAID I AM OLDER THAN YOU!"
"Hitsugaya-taichō. I told you Ichigo is also hot-headed and -"
"And what to mean by 'also'?"
Hanatarō knew to shut up at that moment.
"I think he meant you're hot-headed... baka."
"What did you call me!?"
The... um... 'conversation' went on like this for hours.
"So, Tōshirō -"
"Hitsugaya-taichō, dumb ass."
"I'll call you what I will! Deal with it! But anyway... if the portal is down... HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE!?"
"Oh! Uh, right. Hitsugaya-taichō has been here just as long as I have. He was supposed to be watching my progress but we got seperated."
"But... I didn't know he was your Captain."
"Um, he isn't. We... uh..."
At this point, Hanatarō was blushing brightly and studdering horribly so Tōshirō finished.
"Hanatarō and I used to go out."
Ichigo's mind stopped working.
Hanatarō sunk into his chair and Tōshirō raised an eyebrow.
"You two were... TOGETHER!?"
"I'm pretty sure 'going out' means the same thing in this realm as it does my own."
Ichigo blinked and looked to Hanatarō and only one thing came to mind. His eye twitched at the thought of his - no, Ichigo. Bad! Not yours! - Hanatarō having lost his virginity to this... this... asshole.
Nu-huh. Asshole. The irony.
Ichigo let out a small laugh at that before sitting back down and decided to be... erm... blunt.
"Did you two ever fuck each other?"
Both Tōshirō and Hanatarō blushed the same, dark red.
"W-Wha? I-I believe we have no right to answer such a thing!"
"You did, didn't you?"
Ichigo and Tōshirō turned and looked at Hanatarō who was staring at the table like it was the most interesting thing he'd ever seen.
"We never did."
Neither of them liked the tone in his voice as he stood up and walked off. There was a long awkward silence.
"Um... what was that about?"
"... I have no idea..."
WOO I added Tōshirō!!! He so small and cute! X3