A/N: I love song parodies. Here's one I've had for a while, Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado… Hang on, ladies and gents!

Mac: Am I intimidating you?

Rod: Nope

Mac: Didn't think so.

Rod: How you doin', my lady? All this gonna drive you crazy? Keep your head up, I know you won't choke, I could see it in your eyes first time thatchu spoke.

Mac: You lookin' for a girl that'll lead you right, I can hold my own, I can put up a fight.

Rod: You might be the one, not pullin' left or right, let's talk about this later tonight!

Mac: You expect me to just drop it for you, c'mon baby, even though I adore you…

Rod: Kid, you've got my total respect, so what's the problem? It won't have no poll effect! I'll be the first to proclaim… with you in the office, it just a'int the same!

Mac: You wanna be in my world? You're already in it! I'm still gonna run, but I'll walk for a minute.

CHORUS

Rod: Presidential Girl… Madame President? The woman I love with the power I resent.

Mac: Political boy, I'm feelin' the heat. Careful what you say, you'll knock me right off my feet!

Rod: Presidential Girl, I miss you baby, the country can wait, so come on back to me.

Mac: Political boy, you're missing the point… I haven't gone anywhere, baby.

Mac: Drape me in a flag of Red, white, and blue… c'mon, honey, I've got things I gotta do!

Rod: Hold up, Mackenzie, I gotta be with you. Where are you going? I'm coming too!

Mac: I've got a staff meeting and no time to plan it, I'm running so behind, do you think that you can handle it?

Rod: No matter what, you know I got your back, Whatever you need, babe, I'm here for you, Mac!

Mac: I'm a big girl, I can handle myself. I'll give you a holler if I need your help. Pay attention Rod! We're reforming health!

Rod: I want you in my party.

Mac: So does everybody else!

Rod: Baby, your agenda doesn't matter, if you miss a beat the world won't shatter… don't you miss cookies on a silver platter?

Mac: I can't THINK over all your chatter!

CHORUS

Rod: Presidential Girl… Madame President? The woman I love with the power I resent.

Mac: Political boy, I'm feelin' the heat. Careful what you say, you'll knock me right off my feet!

Rod: Presidential Girl, I miss you baby, the country can wait, so come on back to me.

Mac: Political boy, you're missing the point… I haven't gone anywhere, baby.

Mac: Don't get down, I'll be back.

Rod: Don't get down, she'll be back.

Mac: Don't get down, I'll be back.

Rod: Don't get down, she'll be back… wait! Don't twist my arm! Remember my love, first do no harm!

Mac: It's an obligation, I do what I gotta do… I wish I had more time for lovin' you…

Rod: Lovin' me?

Mac: You know what I mean…

Rod: I miss you enough, ya shouldn't say those things!

Mac: I'm sorry baby, I feel the same way, but there's a whole country standing in my way.

Rod: It's OK, it's alright, I got the time, whenever you like.

Mac: I wish I had time for an up or a down, but there it goes again… well damn, what a town!

CHORUS

Rod: Presidential Girl… Madame President? The woman I love with the power I resent.

Mac: Political boy, I'm feelin' the heat. Careful what you say, you'll knock me right off my feet!

Rod: Presidential Girl, I miss you baby, the country can wait, so come on back to me.

Mac: Political boy, you're missing the point… I haven't gone anywhere, baby.

THE END! YAY! A little therapy after a crappy few days. Review and make me feel better?