Wow… we're in for a pretty hectic edition. But what do you expect when you have all the male members of the Mugiwara-kaizoku dan in one room? And Nami's not around to help me keep control of all these testosterone-pumping idiots… oh well...


Hey Luffy,

What do YOU think about the LuNa pairing?

weathermangohanssj14

Dear weathermangohanssj14,

Luffy: Luna? Isn't that Latin for 'moon'?

S-I-L-E-N-C-E

Luffy: What?

OPFan: Since when do YOU know Latin?!

Luffy: … ho hum…

OPFan: Anyways, luna does mean moon, but this is LuNa we're talking about, as in LuffyxNami.

Luffy: Huh?

OPFan: God, and I don't even get paid for this job… as in, romance between Luffy, you, and Nami, your carrot-headed navigator.

Luffy: Romance?

OPFan: 'falls down' I give up.

Thanks for writing!

Luffy


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Oh yeah, since the guys'll come, here's just one question:

Luffy and Chopper, I know you were both witnesses to that 'painful' scene involving Robin and Franky's 'men'. Oogh, it's too painful to even say! But since Robin's not here, I'm just gonna say it: What were your thoughts on seeing that scene? And Luffy, knowing that Nami seems to love beating you up the most, giving you the most lumps for some shifty eyes reason, what would you do if she threatened to uh...crush your 'men'? Please, be truthful and as for Zoro and Sanji, be glad you were NOT there and Franky, every man can understand your pain. WATCH YOURSELF GUYS!

Dear Raven the Ravenous,

Luffy: 'gets blue lines on his head from the memory' It was painful watching in…

Chopper: 'falls down, twitching'

OPFan: Oh dear, it looks like the memory was too much for Chopper… I'm not a guy, so I was actually laughing my head off during that episode.

Franky: YOU'RE A DEVIL!!!! HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT A MAN'S PAIN LIKE THAT?!

OPFan: 'Cause you were doing the happy dance!

Franky: THAT WAS NOT A HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

OPFan: Oh well, you were dancing and it was funny.

Luffy: 'shivers' Nami punches like Gramps… if she does anything like that to me, I'd probably die since she's got that monster-like strength.

Sanji: 'hearts flying madly everywhere' I want Nami-san to-

Zoro: Shut up right now you idiotic perverted dartboard brow.

OPFan: 'sweatdrops' THANK YOU Zoro…

Sanji: WHAT WAS THAT?! WANNA FIGHT?!

Zoro: BRING IT ON!!!

'dustcloud forms with the odd foot, head, and fist sticking out'

Thanks for writing…

Luffy, Chopper, Franky, Sanji, Zoro


Alright, I have one question for each guy:
Luffy, who do you love more? Meat or your nakama?
Zoro, would you ever go on a date with Tashigi?
Sanji, would you ever use the Fire Leg (Diablo Jambe or Devil Wind) on Zoro?
Chopper, would you jump into the ocean to save a nakama?
Ussop, who would you rather date? Nami, Vivi or Robin?
And finally Franky, have you ever ripped your speedo swimsuit thing in front of anyone before?

animatedrose

Dear animatedrose,

Luffy: I love 'em both!!

OPFan: You're only supposed to choose one!!

Luffy: 'pouts' That's too hard…

Crew: OI!!!

Zoro: NO.

OPFan: 'shivers' Oh my god that's a scary face…

Zoro: WHAT WAS THAT?!

OPFan: 'hides behind the mast' Nothing! Nothing… nothing…

Zoro: 'suspicious glare'

Sanji: Nah… the marimo-head probably wouldn't be able to take it. He's not strong enough.

Zoro: WHAT WAS THAT?!

OPFan: 'whacks 'em both on the head with the butt end of a pikestaff' DON'T YOU TWO START AGAIN!!!

Zoro, Sanji: Yes ma'am…

Chopper: Yes! I would!! Nakama are more important than anything!!!

OPFan: Chopper-kun! KAWAII!!!

Chopper: 'squiggle dance' Shut up, I'm not cute you asshole!

OPFan: Of course you are! And you're the best doctor in the whole wide world!!

Chopper: S-Shut up!! Your words don't make me happy at all! Get away from me, you asshole!!

Usopp: Lemme see… Nami's too scary, Robin's ten years older than me… and Vivi's a princess! No, none of them, I think… I have someone waiting for me on Syrup Island-

OPFan: Kaya, right? She's studying hard to become a doctor just for you!

Usopp: 'goes a flaming red' Ah… wait, how the hell do you know that?!

OPFan: I watch the anime, dimwit.

Usopp: I'm not a dimwit!

Franky: NO I HAVE NOT!! The only time I've gone with them off in public is because these damn kids stole my speedo…

OPFan: Someone's in denial. Stepping onto that ship'll be the best thing that's ever happened to you, you just wait and see.

Franky: Shut up.

Thanks for writing!

Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, Franky


1. can i have a kiss?
2. which boy would you say is your best friend?
3. whats the NICEST thing you can say about ZORO?? not his swords, HIM!! SAY THE NICEST THING!

YO LUFFY!!

1. (gives you tons of meat) I HAVE TONS MORE MEAT IN THE FREEZER!
2. LETS GO PLAY MARIO PARTY 8!
3. if kumadori was on the crew, whats the 1st thing you'd do? i mean if he was NEVER in cp9.

HOLA USOPPU!

1. (gives u a dendenmushi) now you can talk to kaya ALL you want! i gave her a denden mushi too!
2. (gives you a mic) SING KAREOKE!!
3. if you had the chance, would you bring gol d roger to life?

CHOPPY!! (hugs)
1. CUTIE!! U SO CUTE!!
2. u kno wats weird? your birthday is christmas eve, and your nose reminds me of rudolph! (explains christmas to you)
3. (gives you mic) SING!!

Bye bye!!

THE EVIL TAKONO

Dear TAKONO,

Sanji: MELLORINE!! Of course you may!!

OPFan: PLEASE do not start making out in front of us, we do have other questions to go on to…

Sanji: 'glares at OPFan' My best friend? ...well, Luffy's sort of like everyone's best friend on this ship. It's not exactly a fair question to have to ask me to choose…

OPFan: So noble…

Sanji: You think so, OPFan-chan?!

OPFan: It's called sarcasm.

Sanji: 'doesn't pay attention' Ah, my heart melts at the sight o-

OPFan: Get to the last question!!

Sanji: Right… the marimo-head? 'thinks really hard'

Silence…

Zoro: If your thinking what I think you're thinking, you're about to die.

Sanji: Nothing really.

Luffy: 'laughs insanely' I want meat!! MEAT!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Crew: 'all hit Luffy' SHUT UP!!

Luffy: Ow… by the way, what's Mario Party 8?

OPFan: Better not ask him to play… he'd probably forget that it isn't just little colored pixels and break the TV trying to win the game…

Luffy: Huh?

OPFan: Nothing… just answer the last question…

Luffy: Kumadori… the guy with the weird pink hair?

Chopper, Usopp, Franky: I'D KILL HIM.

OPFan: The idea he was never on CP9 is in play here you guys…

Luffy: His hair was cool!

Usopp: 'takes the DenDen Mushi' AWESOME!! Now I can ask how she i- I mean, what's going on at home.

OPFan: Transparent, you are.

Usopp: ON SNIPER ISLAND, THAT IS WHERE I WAS BORN, 100 SHOTS, 100 HITS-

OPFan: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!!! I've heard that song too many times…

Usopp: Gol D Roger? Hm… maybe. He must have been a fearsomely powerful man! Yeah, I would have liked to meet him!

OPFan: If he wasn't fighting against you…

Usopp: 'pales'

Chopper: I'M NOT CUTE, YOU ASSHOLE!! 'squiggle dance'

Crew: 'sweatdrops'

Chopper: Yeah! But Rudolph's nose was red…

OPFan: Why do I feel that Oda did that on purpose?

Chopper: Huh? Who's Oda?

OPFan: 'stuck for an answer' Um… a person.

Chopper: I don't want to sing!

Franky: I WILL NOT WEAR PANTS!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HOW SUPREMELY SUPA I AM!!

OPFan: But the fact that you wear speedos is why the Mugiwara-Kaizoku dan forced you to join them…

Franky: That was a good thing!

Crew: 'gapes' He admitted it…!!!!

Franky: 'ignores' I'm SUUUUUUUUUUUPAAAAAAA!! 'takes out his guitar and grabs the mike' THIS SONG IS CALLED 'THE HEROIC MAN OF THE OCEAN WHO STOOD AGAINST THE WORLD IN HIS SPEEDOS!!!'

OPFan: THAT TITLE'S TOO LONG! And the subject matter is another issue altogether…

Zoro: 'snore'

Luffy, Chopper, Usopp: SING SING SING!!! 'dance around crazily'

Sanji: 'sucks on his cigarette like nothing's going on'

OPFan: I give up.

Thanks for writing!

Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, Sanji


OPFan: Okay, I'm done. Man, I'm so tired… Back to the regular agenda! Nami's back! Oh, don't tell Nami I said this, but I think it'll be interesting to see how quickly you all can drive her crazy. Just a suggestion for the next edition!

Oh by the way, if you sign up for look me up! I have two playlists up, one with all the One Piece openings and endings, and the other has the One Piece cast karaoke, which is awesome! XD