A/N: Well, here it is, my friends. The ending to my story! Sorry for the wait (if you call a few days a wait xDD)

But srsly, I wanna thank all my reviewers so very much. This story wouldn't have been continued from the prologue without you!

kennylover98, Helsinki Demon, Lizzycello

but 'SPECIALLY

Chiba.Kun, Ms. Elbow, tweek-like-chocolate, rooniedcfc, Kouklara, Sakura Ryokan, and Elsie Grandewing :3 -heartsssssxinfinite-

anyways enough retardation from me.

on the week anniversary it was created, I leave you with the conclusion of Rumors at South Park High! Enjoy! X3


Eight Retards a'Gossip.

I took a deep breath and looked upwards.

The air was cool and crisp as the sun steadily rose in the sky. It was a weird feeling; finally having Craig's hand in mine as we walked to school the next day. Weird, but… wonderful.

"Hey," Craig said to me, suddenly.

"Ngh- what?" I said back, turning to him.

We stopped for a moment, and he gave me a peck on the lips.

I could feel myself blush as I smiled and looked down. "H-heh…" I felt like I was in a dream. This handsome, lean, dark haired boy was mine.

"So… what's gonna happen when we get to school?" he asked, swinging our arms together.

"Oh, God… I don't know. I wish we didn't even have to go today…" I groaned, beginning to shake once more.

"Yeah, me too kinda," he agreed. "But, it's not like this has to be a big deal. I mean, look at Kenny; he makes out with guys right in front of us at parties and stuff, and we don't think any less of him," Craig said, with a thoughtful look on his face. "Well, we do, but not for that reason," he corrected, grinning at me.

I grinned back. "Y-yeah, I guess so…" I said, uneasily. That was just Kenny, though. I guess with what went on at school yesterday, though, it might not seem like such a shock. Ugh… that damn rumor. I still haven't told Craig about it.

And now I don't know if I ever could! How horrible would that be? I finally got what I've wanted for years now and to ruin it by saying what I did… I don't even wanna imagine…

"And you know, with what you and Damien did yesterday, it won't be such a shock to everyone's systems, right?" Craig went on coolly.

"Yeah, that's just what I was- wait, WHAT??" I blurted, my feet stopping dead in their tracks and my eyes widening to the size of baseballs. "Oh, Jesus! What??"

"I KNEW it!" Craig yelled, smiling and pointing a finger at me. "I knew it was you! I just needed to hear you say that! Damn, dude! Who knew you were so cynical?"

"Oh, God! Oh Jesus! I didn't- I mean, I did it because- I mean, you're so- Augggh!" I cried, pulling my hair.

"Dude! Dude shut the hell up! It's alright!" Craig soothed, pulling me into a hug. "I don't know if Stan will be as understanding, but I forgive you!" he pulled away a bit to look me in the face, rubbing my arms. "You see, unlike you, I don't blow up a situation way larger than what it really is. I don't make a mountain out of a molehill, per say." Craig said.

"Oh, man… You… aren't pissed at me? You still want to talk to me? You aren't going to beat me with dead clams?" I went on. I couldn't believe the way he was reacting. What I did was horrible!

He rolled his eyes and grabbed my hand again. "I'm still gonna beat Damien, but not as much. He's just an emo pussy that pisses me off. But you… I have other punishments in mind for you," he said, giving me a devious glance. "And you owe me them, now. It's what you have coming now that you're my girlfriend," Craig went on, with a dark smile on his face.

I felt myself go beet red. "Oh, God… You're an asshole! Ngh!" I rubbed the back of my neck with my free hand.

The school was in sight now. Let the madness ensue…

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As we walked down the halls, Craig would occasionally sling his arm around me to get a reaction, but I would frantically push it off. Damn, I really was gonna get punished for what I did, wasn't I?

"Hey guys," Token said, as we approached the usual area by the gym to hang out before the bell rang. Clyde and him were already there, like usual. "What's up?" he said, directing the question more towards Craig. Of course, after yesterday and all…

My eyes widened and my mind was racing. Oh, God. I don't wanna do this today! Someone get me out of here!

"You should be asking Tweek that, truth be known," Craig said, with a sly grin on his face as he put his arm around me once again.

"Gah!" I said, pushing it off for the ninth time. "Oh, man…" I groaned, glancing at Clyde.

He raised an eyebrow in response. "What the hells going on?" he said, as his gaze transferred over from me to some brunettes miniskirt travelling by us.

"Tell them, asshole," Craig said, crossing his arms and continuing his smile.

"I… oh, God… I uh, started the rumor about Craig and Stan…" I said, quietly.

Well, I was finally getting all the embarrassment I deserved right?

Clyde stopped in mid-chew of his oatmeal bar. "Whott?" he said, spitting crumbs onto the floor.

Token raised his eyebrows. "What did you do that for?"

"I, uh… um…" I mumbled, rubbing my arm and looking down.

"He said it because he wanted to see how we would all react to more guys in our group being ass rammers," Craig spoke up.

"…Why?" came another simple response from Clyde.

"Ngh-!" was all I managed to get out.

"Because he wanted to make sure he wouldn't get shunned for having the hots for me," Craig finished smugly.

Token blinked "What??" he said, eyes wide.

I pulled on my shirt. Oh Jesus! I can't believe he just went out and said that!

"Dude!" I said, staring at him madly.

"What?" he asked, shrugging.

"Aw man, guys! What's the deal! I've taken you to Raisins more times than we can count, and you go homo on me?" Clyde complained.

"Hey, who said I was gay?" Craig said, innocently. "I'm just the poor victim in all of this."

I rolled my eyes. "Oh, come on! You were the one that kissed me yesterday!" I finally spoke up. I was jittering like nuts now.

Craig's eyes widened and he glanced at Token.

Token had an eyebrow raised and a toothy grin on his face. "You didn't!" he said at his apparently gay best friend.

Craig smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "Well, no use lying about it, I don't wanna take after Tweek here, do I?" he joked, ruffling my hair. I raised my eyebrow and smiled.

"No, you just wanna take it from me," I retorted. I twitched and smiled harder.

Craig had an impressed yet embarrassed look on his face, and Token just laughed.

"Oh, god you guys!" Clyde said. "Now Cartman and those guys have more eligible bachelors than we do!" he said towards Token. "We're never gonna be the more popular ones with the ladies now!"

"I wouldn't be so sure…" I said under my breath.

"Hey, assholes!" came Cartman's voice. I turned to see Cartman and Kenny striding towards us, with Kyle and Stan hanging back, whispering to each other hurriedly.

"Hey fatass," Craig said.

Cartman looked at his joke buddy. "So, did you and Stan take turns ramming each other into a mattress last night?" he said.

I gulped.

"No, but him and Tweek almost got there!" Token said. I whirled around and gave him a frantic stare. Now he was blabbing it around?? No wonder stories circulate through this building so fast, not even my best friends could keep their mouths closed!

Carman reacted how everyone else did, by raising an eyebrow and a questioning hand in the air. "Uh, what??" he said.

I glanced at Kyle and Stan and twitched. They both were staring at me, wide eyed.

Kenny just smiled. "Dude, tell me everything!" he said excitedly.

Craig slapped a hand over his eyes. "We... made out yesterday."

Kyle's jaw dropped and Cartman's face screwed into a very curious expression.

"Dude!" Stan said, eyes still wide. "What the hell?"

"Well I guess that rumor of you two can be put to rest now, right?" I said quickly. I laughed nervously and darted my eyes at each of my best friends beside me.

"Wow, unbelievable!" Kyle said. Thank you for changing the subject back, Kyle!

"Ha! Haha! Oh, man! You guys are homos! You're group is full of homos now, Clyde!" Cartman ranted.

"Damnit Cartman, shut the hell up!" Stan said at his fat friend.

"Why? It's true! We're the ladies men now!" Cartman said.

My best friends and I rolled our eyes at that. We all knew Cartman would never be a ladies man. I quickly glanced over at Craig, and saw him look at me too, and he shot me an adorable smile. I clenched my fists together nervously and smiled back.

"I'm telling you to shut up because… because our group has more homos then theirs does," Stan finished, his voice wavering near the end.

Now we all focused our attention on Stan. Fuck, would you listen to the eight of us?? Gossiping and getting all worked up like chicks.

"What???" Cartman yelled, obviously confused.

With that, Stan grinned nervously and turned to Kyle, and planted quite a juicy kiss on his lips.

I stopped shaking for a moment and let myself be the one to have my jaw drop now. I watched Kyle's face turn pink with the sudden action.

Wow! I was right again! Maybe I wasn't as insane as I thought I was!

I twitched. Everything was turning out just as I had hoped.

"Wow! Big day for all of us, eh?" Kenny piped up. "Tweek and Craig made out, Stan and Kyle admit they're flaming diamonds, I got laid by Wendy yesterday, and Clyde's fly is undone!" Kenny went on happily.

Clyde was able to rip his eyes from the scene long enough to zip up. Then he looked at Token. "Looks like we are still in the lead with the ladies!" he said, with a flustered smile.

I smiled softly and watched all my long time friends talk and argue, and rant in Cartman's case, like usual. As if nothing had changed. I looked at Craig out of the corner of my eye again, while he talking to Kenny. I lifted my hand shakily and grabbed hold of his. He continued talking as if I hadn't done anything, but he squeezed my hand so tight I thought he would never let go.

"Goddamn it! I can't believe I'm surrounded by a bunch of queers!" Carman said, darting his eyes around the group.

"Who would've known this would happen way back in elementary school?" Kyle said, with his hand in Stan's coat pocket.

"Well I always knew you two were fruitcakes!" Cartmen went on. Kenny smiled and rolled his eyes.

"I think it has something to do with the fact Mr. Garrison was our teacher…" Clyde said, thoughtfully.

And despite how dumb that comment was, the eight of us looked around at each other and nodded slowly.


A/N: Hahaha. XD Well, there you have it everyone! I really hope you liked it as much as I did. (So tell me if you did or not, buttholes XD)

I still might add that bonus chapter on Kyle, but you see how it worked out so there's no rush ;)

See you guys around! -lovelove-

- PL